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The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

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Ariesgirl · 25/08/2011 20:47

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

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kat2504 · 03/10/2011 12:44

Scan was great. I think I haz finally done it this time!! Pictures were not very good but the kitten is doing fine in there and should be ready for Easter next year.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 03/10/2011 17:37

Hooray! < punches kat in s manly way on her arm>
Awesome news!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 03/10/2011 17:38

A manly way. What's s manly way?

MadameBoo · 03/10/2011 19:42

With a cock?

Am so bloody chuffed for Katkin

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kat2504 · 03/10/2011 19:56

far too early to tell. The pictures are very fuzzy anyway. We will probably find out at the 20 week scan. And if we decide not to, I'll be having scans at 24, 28 and 32 weeks so plenty more chances!

InTheSunshine · 03/10/2011 20:09

Can I get a whoop whoop for our Kat!! that is luffly news.

Bugs fingers crossed for your intuition Grin

Does anyone know anything about IVF? What will happen to me when I go for my next appt? Will I get sent home with drugs to inject or what?!

What's new with you Boo? are you still using The Shag Dictator?

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kat2504 · 03/10/2011 20:18

The PESH thread is almost dead at the moment. Mainly because there are only about five differs.
Need more recruits!! There are lots of empty spaces in the deli so hopefully you will get your wins very soon.

starcuntmole · 03/10/2011 20:26

Have just made myself actually laugh out loud with embarrassment whilst catching up with fred, at post from self that I have Absolutely No Recollection of writing Blush I had a wierd feeling, but had checked fb and presumed I'd managed to stay away from the send button, but apparently not. Love that I even admitted I had been watching film with child and not having raging exciting party life.

kat2504 · 03/10/2011 20:50

I am semi public. Most family have known for a few weeks anyway. I am drip feeding to friends. I am not putting a picture of my uterus on arsecrack.

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eurochick · 03/10/2011 21:43

Woop woop for the kitty!

I am on CD12 and needing the shagging. But Mr euro is stuck at work and will not doubt be too knackered when he gets back. But I will be making him do it anyway. My magic baby juice preseed arrived today so I want to try it out.

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LauraPalmer · 03/10/2011 23:47

I've been gone a long time, after a mere welcome and hello - but I was in the midst of a brilliant breakdown and took myself off the MN for as long as I needed to recover. I've now been catching up via lurking and can I just say - you crew is da best. Even when still feeling shot two months into my big crazy you're able to make me laugh and feel better because you honestly know where I'm coming from.

DP still isn't ready to try again.

One bottle of wine ain't enough. Thank god for the BESHes.

And I'm sorry for future lack of communication - I don't mean to be bad, I was just drawn that way...which means I can't get it together half the time.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/10/2011 06:23

Hey Laura sorry you iz having a ruff time. What's going on? Keep drinking Wine tiz medicinal! hope to hear from you again...
Wish me luck BESHes I iz got a job interview for the job I'm already doing to extend my secondment for another year. I'm the only applicant. As My boss yesterday sayz 'If you don't get it, you must really have been doing a sh1t job!'. Cheers mate Hmm Good job I know he wants me to get it...

kat2504 · 04/10/2011 08:37

Hi Laura welcome back and sorry its a bit shit at the moment. Hope it was a nice bottle of wine anyhows.

baby good luck with the interview. It sounds like you won't be able to go too far wrong with it but I'm sure it's nervewracking anyway.

What was the fight in relationships? I love a good bunfight.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/10/2011 09:09

Got the job :)

kat2504 · 04/10/2011 09:36

yay!!! Well done :)

eurochick · 04/10/2011 10:30

Well that went well.

Mr euro came in around midnight, absolutely shattered. But felt bad as it is a key day (CD12) so decided to give it a go anyway. However, I think he was just a bit too tired as he managed to misaim (!) leaving me bruised and even bleeding a little bit. Owie. So we stopped. And I had a little cry. I never cry. Meh.

Sechsfail.

Faith that's excellent news.

eurochick · 04/10/2011 13:57

My battered foof seems to have killed the chat on here....

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/10/2011 17:27

Sorry I had to work....celebrating now with MSB (Mr Squidgy Baybee) with some bubbly!
euro that's happened to us, it ruddy hurts!

AlpinePony · 04/10/2011 17:40

When you say he 'missed' - are you trying to say he bummed you?

InTheSunshine · 04/10/2011 18:10

Congrats Haveanewjob!! Today is the day for good work news. I found out I've made it on to our 'achievers' incentive trip in January. Total surprise & has made my day Grin

Euro ouch! Sounds painful.