The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Well it ain't over til the Droid comes to town!
I am currently suffering with a monster hangover dying on the sofa watching X factor. Didn't wake up til 12.30!

Yes. Not wishing to fuel any menkul but there is always implantation to consider Bugslife.

Where did all the noobs go? Surely we're not that scary?

Evening all! I want to know how sunny's got on with her mega fit challenge? Hopefully not too many blisters- though we will happily tend to them for you.

In other news I have managed the most half hearted can't be arsed sechs last night- though I ran out of smiley sticks (£80 so far this crappy ttc malarky has cost ) and still hadn't had a smile by fri- CD 16. -but BBB has now decided he's really ill (same thing I've had this week, and managed to struggle on without being a great big fat jessie about it) so there'll be no more swi ing round here tonight. Am pretty sure its a 'wrong side' month anyway so have decided to forget the whole thing until next time. Again. gah.

In more mememememememe I have hurt my calf inexplicably whilst running yesterday morning. I was merrily slogging down a hill and it suddenly went ow. Still hurts today, and had to cancel run this am- am really peeeeeeeeeed offffffff that it might take a few days to sort itself out. Am going to get very cranky, and will also have to actually diet if I don't want to put on any weight. Double gah.

Hoping this evening finds you all well and spunky. Despite my apparent grumpiness, I have actually had a lovely day in the lakes today, family bonding was had, and not too much cake, so it's all good.

Nipple tweaks and roundhouse kicks all round.

Well I'm still hungover from last night...
Have managed the sechs this weekend but of course the egg is long gone. Ah well s'pose it's good after all the crap of ttc we still want to.
cunty what bit of the Lakes are you in?

I will now join bugs in the sore boobies part of the BESH camp. Ouch. Droid not expected for a week yet. Time to chow down paracetamol and calcium & vit d tablets.

Hello schlags. I'm back from trekking, cycling up massive hills, kayaking round lakes etc. It was brutal. But fun. ( wonders if that is even possible?)

Shitty shit to droids, no droids & sore boobs. Am at work so will catch up later.

Bollocks to droid but hooray for normal cycle. Looks like you are getting back on track now, is that two normal months in a row?

7 days to my dating scan. I am amazed how quick that has gone. And how long these last days are taking as I am seriously bricking it now.

PAY DAY! But not the weather for Boots buying at all!

not boot weather at all. I am in fact sat in my garden right now with wine. This amazing weather had better last until the weekend.

Right then BESH, who's next to POAS?

It is good isn't it? Had a nice day out with my mum in leicester city centre, wearing a summer top and sitting outside at a café. Better late than never for the summer to happen.

oooh well done bugs ! Both on the job and the cycling. Enjoy the cake as a celebration.

Doubly awesome bugs.
I am due to poas at the weekend...I have already started spotting so I'm not too optimistic.

I iz pissed.

On a Wednesday night? Nice work AuntieD!

Thankyou very much. It wasn't my fault - I was misled by my cousins! It was a such a beautiful evening and the pub is by the beach and the red wine was lovely and before you know it I am weaving home!

Oooh nice one doris that sounds like a lovely evening. Are you hanging this morning to make up for your transgressions?

I have a slightly heavy head, but not a massive headache. Am just off to the gym to do penance!

My rich friend has just invited me and smallboo to swim in her pool. Hard life isn't it? :o

I love these

ooh lucky you! I don't have a rich friend :(
Have a lovely swim!

Alright slags?

I had a dildocam yesterday (they are very thorough here at the post-birth check up) and thought of you all (perv.com)