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TTC after a miscarriage - Jingle Beans, Jingle Beans, Beanies all the way!!

743 replies

jinglediddle · 06/12/2005 14:37

A fresh new thread.

Lets hope this one is as successful as the last and we can help as many people as we can to come to terms with what has happened to them.
Lets spread some christmas support for everyone.

xxx

OP posts:
mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:08

Feel free to complain or be happy with us Nikki, Don't mind at all, we'll give you as much TLC as you need. and abit of laughter if you want.

Want me to find some jokes again?!

Never made or heard of rock cakes in my life. Am going searching on the net for some pictures and stuff.

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:08

i would do that but how? wouldnt they get squashed in transit? i wouldnt worry about them going off cos they last for a week or so (although in my house they are gone within the hour )

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:09

Nikki- Sending {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:09

Nikki - hunni, sorry you are feeling low today I felt cr@ppy yesterday so I can sympathise. being on here cheered me up so stick with us my sweet. there is so much support here

FirstSaintNikkilass · 07/12/2005 11:09

Carly you forgot the first item .... buy some scales else my rocks might be bricks or sinking sand

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:10

rock cakes yum!

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:12

bloomin heck u go away to get your insurance renewal and look hat happens! tons of msgs

nikki - your dh does sum it up bless him. think about yourself 2nite even tho it is dsd1's party.

ash - I thought your post was better than mine more do to with rl than theory, but I just luuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvve the theory of genetics.

mxw - can't describe rock cakes they're just sweet and have currants in (sorry carly - but pls do tell us how many! and how about some monoply money as a bribe!)

Is aprilgirl around - how r things honey, well i hope?
x

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:12

sorry..... (going to get beaten here) they look yucky!

anyway.......

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:12

FirstSaintNikkilass lol! i suppose that would be helpful

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:13

Carly- Virtually send them. we can get hungry looking at pix lol.

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:13

can't type keyboard full of drool over piccie of rock cakes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rock cakes d'oh

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:14

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"

She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."

He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:14

well they wouldnt win any prizes for the nicest looking cake in the world but they taste yummy So who wants some for christmas i'll just go get my order book

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:15

Lol maybe we should name this thread "Caution.....women drooling over yums"
Lol Nikki

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:15

never judge a cake by its internet image try before you say they are yuck! they are the food of the gods!!

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:16

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:17

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:17

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

A cardiologist died and was given an
elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered
in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst
into laughter. When all eyes stared at
him he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral....I'm a
qynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:19

all those say aye for a new thread title ala kat?
Aye!

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:19

LOL @ cardiologist joke!

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:21

mygarland what?

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:21

Lol I loveeeeeeeeeeee talking about food, cooking food and best of all munching it! Happy for recipes to pass back and forth. (and see more pretty rock cake pics)

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:22

I laughed at the funeral/anniversary one lol

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:23

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:23

love taling about food, eating it, looking at it........