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TTC after a miscarriage - Jingle Beans, Jingle Beans, Beanies all the way!!

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jinglediddle · 06/12/2005 14:37

A fresh new thread.

Lets hope this one is as successful as the last and we can help as many people as we can to come to terms with what has happened to them.
Lets spread some christmas support for everyone.

xxx

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XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:24

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Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:25

especially for you Xack!!

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:25

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:26

Smelling it...

Food that is!!

FirstSaintNikkilass · 07/12/2005 11:26

help thick today don't get the chicken and egg???

I really have lost my brain through the past few weeks.

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:26

drool drool drool

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:26

ok, i'll stop. its just i found a website with loads of jokes and everytime I laugh I think you lot should read it too so here the website instead

{http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes\jokes}

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:27

Nikki - which "came" first?? snigger

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:27

there's a riddle that says "I wonder who came first the chicken or the egg" At sex the chicken came and didnt let the egg

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:27

Awwww Nikki hun. The old saying Which came first chicken or the egg? Basically an impossible question as one cant exist without the other. The joke was talking about the rude sense of coming

FirstSaintNikkilass · 07/12/2005 11:30

oh my god....feel so stupid! putting it down to me hormones cos i can

thanks girls as always there to help no matter what

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:31

don't feel stupid. Its normally me that stands blank faced at jokes, or I laugh when I don't get it just so I don't look dim!

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:34

ASH - I smile when i don't understand things. DF has got a great vocabulary and says things I don't understand all the time. I just nod and agree and 9 times from 10 he laughs at me cos he knows I don't get it.

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:36

STOP WITH THE FOOD (WELL ROCK CAKE) PICS
sir, u r really spoiling us (in best ferror rocher accent

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:37

Ever since I had my eldest, I turned into a scatty mare. I seem highly intelligent but it's an act. In reality I'm a bleached blonde bint with the common sense of a 2 yr old Actually rephrase that, my 20 mth old has more sense.
Anyhoo, it's official, when pg, you lose an average of 50,000 braincells and it takes time to recover them. My problem is they gave me back just one. Bless him rattling around there on his own.

mumsXMASwish · 07/12/2005 11:40

lol @ XACK!! I've only got a few to start with, i'm gonna be definate blonde bimbo now then!! lol

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:40

lol! i thought it was just me who pretends to laugh at jokes when i really dont understand them i remember laughing at a joke at my dp started to laugh as well, then turned to me and said in a hushed voice "i didnt get it, explain it to me" i was so that i didnt get it and had laughed that i spent most of the night changing the subject everytime he asked

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:41

too right kat, after 4pg i've def got no brain!
i can do in deth stuff at uni but got no common sence ask dh!

FirstSaintNikkilass · 07/12/2005 11:41

ha ha thats good news about brain cells then been checking for stitches from a labotomy

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:41

isnt it weird how you get ideas of how people look? XACK for some reason i pictured you with black hair (not in a witchy sense or anything )

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:42

i have to dye me hair blonde so ppl know what2 expect!

so what's a proctologist?

Atomicstockinghanger · 07/12/2005 11:43

pmsl!! carly

carlychristmas · 07/12/2005 11:43

am soooo glad you asked that mygarland

mygarland · 07/12/2005 11:44

so what would a rectal surgeon have at his funeral ( in a 4yr old voice)?

XmasAngelCrimboKat · 07/12/2005 11:45

Now carly funny you should say that hun. I used to have jet black/blue hair (been scarlet too) and I'm a witch! Now got bleached hair lol went different for my 30th.