JSing viroids, on your marks, get set, shag!

[JosieSmith1]

The (updated)(again)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality - BFP

Part 7 Graduates:
Katiepie - BFP
CaramelGirl - BFP
Nickelbabe - BFP
Panpie - BFP
Brightcopperkettles - BFP

yummy! thanks bam!

Off for my ECG soon...

Oh good luck babylann. Have an extra .

Good luck! xx

Thanks. I'm home :) I guess the scary part is to come in 2 weeks when I have to go for my results.

Now I need will power.

The corner shop is literally 1 minute away from my front door. I feel like stuffing my face until I look 9 months pregnant again eating something sugary, but I've been eating healthily recently and I also promised DP we would be careful with money and I would stop impulse buying (already spent £5 on two hats for DD yesterday that she won't allow me to put on her head). I want cake. Or chocolate. M&Ms. A pack of cupcakes with icing and M&Ms on top...........

Help me :(

Probably not helpful babylann, but if I'd just had an ECG, I would treat myself to a wee cake. I'm a big fatty though!!

Really hope your results come back fine.

Babylann - I'm with Bam in that I'd treat myself to some chocolate or cake if I were you!
I really hope things work out with you on the house front. If not this one then I hope a miracle dream house is around the corner.

writing - I'd love to be able to write but can never seem to pad out a basic plot. I once considered writing a book called "Diary of an Ordinary Girl" based on my life and experiences. I've had a few minor interesting/tragic experiences in life but decided that was ordinary as unfortunately it is the case for many people. Maybe I'll get around to it in my old age!

Nelly - LOL at JSing fraud!
I'm not very good at JSing and am a bit of a fraud at being a viroid as I've got to the desperation stage of temping, OPKing, etc

Becs - hello! Enjoy your honeymoon :)

I've just spent DS's nap time looking for our patio door keys. They were last seen in DS's hands before Christmas and the door has remained firmly locked since then. I've pulled both sofas out, the piano and the coffee table (and vacuumed whilst I was at it!), searched down the sides of the sofa, but nothing. I've phoned a locksmith...

Wow Babylann and Bam I can't imagine writing a book. I had enough trouble writing the critical study for my masters last year! They both sound great tho. Babylann don't think your plot sounds naff - teenagers love that kind of thing and with so many shows on like that a book that looks at what its like behind the scenes is a great idea.

We're heading off to the Maldives on Sunday and can't wait. We got married 26th Feb (2nd saturday of half term) and being a teacher couldn't take the time off for a honeymoon straight away. Its been great having something else to look forward to tho after the excitment of the wedding was over. Don't think I could have coped with it all being over at once. Its been a ridiculously long term so can't wait to sit on a beach and eat and drink to our hearts content for 2 weeks!

My DH doesn't seem squeamish at all and when I say it might be a good time to go for it he asks why and wants to know all the gory details. Not sure if thats good or bad really - I not that keen to go into massive detail about my mucus/secretions!

Good luck with the house buying babylann - it has to be the most stressful thing ever! I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Ah babylann the house buying does sound stressful. I apologise profusely if this is telling you things you are already well aware of; but bear in mind interest rates are at an all time low right now, and will only go one way :( Even if you manage to get a decent fix-rate mortgage, in a couple of years the cost will go up. Don't stretch yourself too far, and remember - what's for you won't go by you :)

Bambam - I'm near edinburgh too

Guess whos ERTD decided to arrive mid-intercourse on CD82 without any warning signs last night! I tried to register it on my pink calendar app on my phone, it won't even accept it as a valid input Maybe yours was contagious, Nelly. Don't worry, you have the right to sulk. I've had about 50 BFNs in the past 3 months so really shouldn't have been surprised, and I'm still a bit :( about it.

Hope your pony is on the mend too.

We hopefully find out in about 4 hours whether our offer has been accepted.

I decided to have a nap instead of eating something unhealthy, dodged the bullet but did give myself a headache - napping in the day isn't usually a good idea for me.

Sorry you couldn't find your keys, SES.

Have an amazing honeymoon, Becs! The perfect opportunity for plenty of JSing.

Morning everyone

I was off sick yesterday but went for a ride shhh, don't tell anyone Feeling quite a bit worse today but I can't leave the new girl on her own so here I am instead of in bed on the plus side I have a new computer chair and it's way comfier than the last one. It has a little balloon thingy in the back that you pump up to support your back. It's pretty cool. And my back feels much more supported. Anyway, too ill for JSing (I thought SWI was with intent too ) but hopfully by the weekend I'll be right as rain and flying the cape again

Hi everybody. Any news on the house yet babylann? Fingers crossed for you. Sorry about ERTD, but maybe your body will settle itself down now.

Sorry about your ERTD too nelly. As a clue, I am north of Edinburgh, and actually in beautiful Fife. Definitely TMI on here sometimes, so I would never want to "out" myself!! Where are you?

Hope you feel better soon Josie. I feel hellish too, and just hope that I don't pass it on to DS.

No news yet. Do you think that's a bad sign?

I don'y know babylann, but I guess no news is good news. Keep your chin up.

Stressful morning. ERTD, DD is teething and refusing to eat or sleep, gotta wait for the news about this house... The only good thing so far is that our new customised mugs arrived!

Didn't get the house :( But it's okay. I took the news a lot better than I expected. Apparently someone offered a significant amount more than us, which surprises me as we already offered over the asking price but oh well. The estate agent said if anything happens and the sale doesn't go ahead, they'll contact us as we're "next in line".

Sorry about the house babylann. Glad you are taking it better than expected though. You will find something that suits you just as well though.

Thanks Bam. :) I feel a lot better now. We had already agreed if we lost the house we would comfort ourselves by booking a holiday, which will be good. ERTD cramps are getting worse as the day goes on though. Maybe I'm in labour

Aw, sorry Babylann But glad you're taking it well. It sounds like you were expecting it so hopefully you're not too gutted. When I didn't get the job I wanted about a year ago, everyone said 'things happen for a reason' and now I'm applying for a 'bigger and better' job so maybe that's my reason. So maybe you didn't get the house because something much better is around the corner

Feeling canny bad today. DH and I argued just before bed last night and then I couldn't sleep so I've been awake most of the night, and my head cold has moved into my ears and my whole head feels fuzzy Blah

Morning everybody.

Sorry you are still feeling poorly Josie. I think we must have the same thing, as I felt a bit better last night, but feel a bit light-headed and weird today. Poor DS, it isn't much fun for him being stuck at home with me at the moment! I hope you and DH made up again after your argument too.

How are you today babylann?

thanks for the support all. I still feel really disappointed, but I'm ok. I got really emotional about it last night, and me and dp talked it through a lot. At least we get to go on holiday now!

At the risk of being really spoilt and childish, I just feel like nothing has gone my way for a long time, even having dd which should have been the happiest time of my life was full of complications. I just had a big breakdown really, thinking of all the things that I really wanted and didn't get. Like getting to the last hurdle of applying to Oxford, getting an interview, passing the entrance test, my whole family getting so excited and proud, and then I didn't get in. I had a pretty tough childhood, especially financially, but back then I used to think to myself that I was destined for more, but it's all proving so hard and I can't help but look at the horrible girl I used to go to school with who married a millionaire, had a Mansion but still spends her days moaning on facebook about how unfair it is that she has to do a bit of housework every now and then.

Obviously I know all that is a bit silly, but I didn't want to talk about the more serious stuff as it wouldn't be appropriate to the thread! The basic point is last night I got upset thinking 'i can't catch a break'.

Bah, hate writing from my phone

Oh babylann you aren't being childish. I feel like that sometimes too, and life seems so unfair. You can vent about anything you like here you know. ERTD will be making you emotional too. It's Friday, so try to relax, have a and everything will start to look better.

Aw Babylann, it's not childish at all hun. I've felt like that a lot recently, like everyone seems to be catching the breaks except you. Then I did catch a break and got to move yards. It wasn't much but it has helped my mental health a lot and taken the pressure off a bit. You will catch a break eventually, but you've gotta keep fighting until then. Hugs and wine for now

Thanks :) And yeah Bam, I feel safe enough to talk here about the super personal stuff, I just don't want to drag people down and write one of my essays hehe. And thank you Josie. I said to DP earlier when he finished work, I think I just need something good to happen asap. It doesn't have to be amazing, just something to lift my spirits a little.

I would have a tonight but seeing as I'm pretty fragile, I'll probably just go a bit loopy and depressive if I get a bit of alcohol inside me!