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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

Oh for the love of sweet baby jesus...come the f**k on.....

79 replies

cherrychoo · 31/03/2011 21:12

Im bored now, bored i tell you....

Ive been reasonable and patient but now some one is taking the piss.

So SICK of waiting.

When is it gonna happen?

Is it gonna happen?

Whhhhhhen????

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IfAtFirstUDontSucceed · 31/03/2011 21:36
Grin
SnowdropsMakeMeSmile · 31/03/2011 21:39

how long?

JRsandCoffee · 31/03/2011 21:55

Couldn't have said it better myself Grin 18 months and countin' FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're officially OVEN READY, PREPARED, and in my case BECOMING DESPERATE........why NOT US????????????????

LankyLegs · 01/04/2011 12:27

Oh jesus..... YES why the f*ck not! Same here 18 months TTC and NOTHING - not even a hint of a pregancy. Am going to resort to drawing lines myself on the tests.... just to amuse myself.

Am so F-ing bored of NOT BEING PREGNANT.

JRsandCoffee · 01/04/2011 16:58

Howling with laughter at the thought of sitting on the loo with a pen drawing the fecking line on.......... tee hee............

PatientGriselda · 01/04/2011 17:03

18 months for me too. And while I am really really pleased for the inhabitants of that thread where everyone on it has successfully got pregnant since starting trying LAST AUGUST, FFS, I may actually spasm with envious rage if I see it in active convos one more time.

Ruthie32 · 01/04/2011 18:40

18 months for me too and REALLY fed up now. Bored of counting, fed up of having to do the do for days on end, hate feeling guilty when we don't do it despite feeling like we should, sick of being jealous and coming up with a load of bollocks when people ask if we think we'll want to start trying for a family soon, had enough of acting like I'm not worried and that it's not getting to mand that I'm perfectly fine just waiting for nature of take it's course, going mad picking names for a baby that doesn't exist....!!!!!!!

Come on FFS! Swim faster damn it!!!

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cherrychoo · 01/04/2011 22:31

month 16 is upon us.

LOL Ruthie at shouting at swimmers and drawing lines onto the test! LOVE that.

im here at 22.30, should be in the shower getting ready for passion as we have decided to go for the every night during supposedly fertile period.

sigh.

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Ruthie32 · 02/04/2011 11:50

nothing like a bit of timetabled sex to get you in the mood! sigh indeed.

nickelbabyhatcher · 02/04/2011 11:56

you don't want to be pregnant.
i feel sick.
very sick
and havea headache.
and feel hungover.
and want a drink.

Ariesgirl · 02/04/2011 12:01

That's very helpful I'm sure nickel but I believe this was a thread for women who want to be pregnant and are finding it difficult to be so.

If that was a joke it was slightly ill-considered, if you don't mind me saying.

nickelbabyhatcher · 02/04/2011 12:05

sorry Aries - i was trying to make her feel better.
I was in the same boat only 6 weeks ago.
I know how hard it is :(

SycamoretreeIsVile · 02/04/2011 12:07

Ok, if you haven't already, start a thread titled "please tell me what unconventional tricks and gimmicks you used that finally got you up the duff"

Maybe you will find one you haven't tried.

Maybe it will divert you momentarily from the madness of waiting.

I always find doing something, even if it amounts to nowt but a hill of beans feels better than doing nothing...other than the shagging, obviously.

I will start you off: I did a head stand after every shag. Not joking. Got to the point where I didn't even care that my stomach was hanging over my face like some babyless curtain of non-fecund flesh.

Ariesgirl · 02/04/2011 12:18

Cheers nickel

Hope it all goes well for you.

nickelbabyhatcher · 02/04/2011 12:24

:) Aries

Sycamore - I used to raise my legs in the air and do that cycling thing. Grin

JRsandCoffee · 02/04/2011 14:46

Mmmm I drank a lot of gin after a long stint as a static motorway decoration before being consoled extensively in a horizontal fashion...... I'll let you know of that works [grins]
Drinking lots on ovulation day is, I believe, not in the manual.........

JRsandCoffee · 02/04/2011 14:47

Sorry, that should have been a Grin

IfAtFirstUDontSucceed · 02/04/2011 16:50

I've used the mooncup Blush To be fair, it did actually work the first month I used it after every shag, but unfortunatley the pregnancy was only an empty sac :(

3 1/2 years TTC over here, it's damn well exhausting!!

Original poster
cherrychoo · 02/04/2011 17:26

COME ON.........

taps foot.

Im waiting.....

FFS come the fuck on...

Right im getting annoyed now.

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Purplebuns · 02/04/2011 19:34

Hi, I haven't been trying as long as you, but I feel the same as you Cherrychoo. I had a MS in October and should have been having my baby in 4 weeks, and I have been trying since July last year and now on cycle 7, post MC and I bloody fed up. My cycles are all over the place and I am Pissed right off.

I am now in 2WW and basically waiting to find out that, again I am not pregnant.

I would love to learn some tips, I have being sticking pillows under my bum with my legs in the air, resting on the headboard and looking like a twat this month.

OracleInaCoracle · 02/04/2011 19:37

im afraid that tricks dont work. old wives tales are a crock of shit and your body will play every trick on you possible. but, you know, after 66 cycles you kind of stop caring!

JRsandCoffee · 02/04/2011 20:19

Oh Lissie we're bloody amateurs in comparison, 66 cycles, well done you for keeping going!

I've taken up dog agility in the meantime as a distraction technique - what does everyone else do for distraction?

PatientGriselda · 02/04/2011 20:39

Yes lissie, that puts my 18 month grumpiness in perspective. I hope you don't mind me asking but are you trying for a first baby?

I have abandoned all my tricks too, being too flibberty to stick to any of them for long, when there were NEW tricks to try. Though I have stuck with lying down for 10mins afterwards mainly because I'm quite lazy and fond of bein in bed.

Original poster
cherrychoo · 02/04/2011 20:41

still waiting........

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OracleInaCoracle · 02/04/2011 21:33

trying for our second, have had 13 mc's in total and lost a tube.

on the plus side, i know all there is to know about mucus!

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