We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

I am here just tired....

Ah missed you there sleeping on the beanbags - at least it wasn't the bushes otherwise Bazza or Gazza might have been heading your way lol. How is DS? x

He is back to normal. Whatever that means..... How was the shagging this month

Forgot the ?

Am more awake today.

A bit hit & miss really. He's been working loads so it's an effort to get him in the mood! Am on day 38 (was 42 last month). Don't feel pg! I feel tired, emotional & if my body is not moving fast enough to get everything done! Sounds like PMT lol.
Bring on RTD so I can start my drugs (ooh how chavvy is that?)
One min I think I am finally gonna fall pg but then I feel so down & like I'm not going anywhere!

Ooh drugs! well done you!

I am settled on the bean bags too this morning, tired, cos of mid-night loo trips followed by inability to go back to sleep. I have read a lot of books recently - by torchlight from 5 or 6 am so I stop thrashing about and don't wake dh. Don't want 2 of us being tired and grumpy cos tired and emotional is MY privilege!

12 week scan tomorrow. Head not coping brilliantly. But boobs still a bit tender and still feeling reassuringly queasy. By this time tomorrow I will know.

Ooh did that wake you up Um when I said drugs? lol

fingers cross for tomorrow - am sure everything is fine!!! , , , or ...take your pick!

[Passes fivealive some hardcore drugs to knock her out]

Cheersh Lou! I'll jusht go back to shleep now. [snores]

Umbongo will be thinking of you tomorrow. I was shaking so much when I had my 12 week scan and I was nearly in tears before I got into the room.

Fairy fingers crossed you don't need to do the drugs.

Lou dd1 was a frequent flyer at a&e when she was about your ds age, not much fun sat waiting to see a doctor for four hours and then have dd1 refuse to let him near her because he was 'a green man' (in scrubs) and she didn't like green men!

Mini muffin is teething, her four top teeth, and is crawling. So I'm shattered.

Big waves to everyone else, hope you are all well.

Oh and to make you laugh dd1 was watching the news about the man who got attacked by the shark and said she would love to go somewhere exotic but would rather go somewhere safe like Thailand or the Isle of Man!! Then she said my mum told her Hull was rather exotic. My mum and dd1 are as daft as each other.

Got all my fingers and toes crossed for you!!!!

Iced any more funny Jeffrey stories?

Aww we love Jeffrey!!! OMG! Mini-muffin is crawling already! How time flies.
keeping everything crossed Um

Fiveaalive I think you need some super glue. Fingers crossed all is ok today

Thank you all for your thoughts and support! It's still there and wriggling away like a good'un! I've made it to 12 weeks so HOORAY!

Was the superglue to stop my head from falling apart Lou? Thank you!

Thank you for the Jeffrey anecdote! Hull is exotic - hmm, will have to think about that one! Good luck for the crawling!

The super glue was for baby and your head. Looks like it was a good purchase. Well done baby fiveaalive for doing what you are meant to do.

Fiveaalive you have to stay though. No running away to hang out with some non chavs.

Maybe we should all go to Hull for a holiday

Glad he/she is still wriggling around & Maybe no more nails might help too?

Yes PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!

I am here FG. I have no life I couldn't bear to leave the park, although we might need to relocate to the bus shelter now its getting cold/er.

Yeah bus shelter sounds much warmer & cosier! You can also be my birth TTC partner - hold my hand to get me there! Fingers Crossed for a BFP by xmas!!!!

I'm not going anywhere! Where would I go? Dressed like this!

Good point um. You would need to find non chavy clothes if you were to go anywhere.

These trackies are far too comfy to take off (back in velour trackie with glittery thong straps showing as its turned very cold). You'll look gorgeous (or is it Reem now?) wth a preggy-belly Umb!!!

Yes, looking forward to having belly hanging out between too tight top and velour trackie bottoms! Hope I get a girl then I can get some of those socks with frills round them for her!

How long should I wait before I tell ds?

Sorry have no experience of telling older siblings!

Ooh if you have a girl you can get those pram blankets that are all frilly & those hair clips & headbands that have lace & roses!!!

Um I told ds early on but he was younger and didn't totally understand. I have a book am happy to send you if you want it. It's a kids book and explains it. Pm me if interested