We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

Fingers crossed FG :) xxx

Hope DS is better Lou? x

DS is better - he had a viral infection but they thought it was something more serious on Sunday night that is why he was admitted.

Give us a S, give us a W, give us an I! What do you get? More fun in the bedroom than I am getting

Good Luck FairyG, here's to ovulation and SWI!

Glad ds is better Lou, hospitals are better avoided!

Still feeling "reassuringly Queasy" and am having a slow morning!

OK, where is a good honest craving when you want one? All I seem to be doing is crossing foods off the edible list not adding them! No to sausages and no to burgers. Hard when ds likes both and will eat them without moaning or too much faffing about! [again not envious just green!]

Big congrats to Youngie on a little pink chav and congrats Umbongo on having two heartbeats, as for being abnormal and going mental well I'd say that's normal for us chavvies!!!

Sorry been AWOL but life (going back to school) and lack of sleep have really got in the way!!

Love the idea of chav twins, if they were boys they could be Jeremy and Kyle or Aldi and Lidl.

Big waves to everyone, Lou hope ds is feeling better and Fairy hope the temp taking works and don't forget to put a pillow under your bum and your legs in the air, after swi not temp taking, that would be a bit odd.

Hey all!!!

Well temperature is going up & down like a ride at thorpe park - but the EWCM turned up when the phone app said it would & Ov was supposed to be monday!
Got Cons on Monday so will be giving him/her some hell cos I am fed up of not knowing what is going on or able to control anything!!!

I love Jeremy & Kyle!!!

Well FG you need to conceive twins then!

No pressure or owt!

LOL!!! Got my cons on Monday so I'll try!

How is everyone?

We are good.

Just tell the cons you want twins as you have the perfect name for them! He/She won't be able to refuse....

That sounds like a plan Lou!!!
I'm gonna try for the twins - thinking they might be like buses - wait ages for 1 & 2 come along together lol!!!!

Or maybe 3.

Would I be pushing my luck though???

Nah, go for it! Although does Jeremy Kyle have a middle name?

Aparently not according to wikipedia

Hmm, might just have to go for twins then!

Lol! Yeah, Fingers crossed

I checked Wikipedia too!

LOL!!!! What are we like?

OOh went well with the cons today

My cysts have gone from my ovaries so there's no reason that I shouldn't now fall pg naturally. Been given Clomid to boost it all!

Am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!

Whoop to clear ovaries.

Boo to 3 year old ds who has swallowed a coin and is now on way with dh to a and e!

Is there any change

Awful joke I know - on a serious note, how is he???? [concerned face]

SWI actually will have more success we hope!!!

Yippeee for your ovaries FairyG! Fantastic news

How is ds Lou? did they do anything or do you have to wait for it to come through! [ouch]

Hey chavs! Where is everyone? The park is pretty quiet now! Not gone to the pit yet, but not feeling pg either!!!