Umbongo so happy about your scan! How old is your little one? We had to tell dd1 when I was ten weeks as I had to go into hospital (on a drip for dehydration due to much vomming) but she was 7 then so it was easier to explain.
Well mini muffin is a total chav with her head band (has very little hair so can't do pineapple hair do yet) with her name on, gold chain (with name on), and her bottle of ribena!!! Deffo got to move to the bus stop what with the snow on it's way, so might put tea in her bottle next week keep the little chav warm.
Another something to make you laugh, but this time from my niece.
My two sisters (22 and 19) love their fake tan and can sometimes over do it and look a little orange. So my niece and dd1 were talking about holidays and exotic places (like hull) when my niece asks my sister where she is from?
Sister - 'england like you'
niece - 'no where are you really from, because you can't be from England you are really different'
sister - 'what 
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niece - 'where do all the orange people like you come from?'
My sister still can't convince my niece she isn't from some strange far away land.
Dd1 did write in her topic book in year 1 that 'nanny lives in the blue building near asda and has lots of felt tips in her bag' ,my mum goes to bingo on a Tuesday night.