We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

Hooray, hooray, happy holiday............OOOOOHHHHHH it was good! Lots of drinking & sunbathing topless. Have a fab tan!!!!

Brought you back this pink fizzy liqure (however it's spelt)!

The only downside is that I came back with flu (body couldn't handle actually relaxing & heat) & RTD hit yesterday!!!!

Sorry to hear about DH friend's DH Lou. IRONING???? Surely creased clothers are fashionable holiday wear. Or do as I do - take plenty of clothes & then end up buying stuff out there!

Holiday was fabulouso. FG glad you had a fab holiday too. [passes round the cheap Ouzo from duty free].

Thanks for Ouzo - got cheap sangria to try next!
Glad yours was too! Weather is very crap back home aint it. I'm still getting over my cold. Didn't get a duty-free baby either!

How's the tan?

Hugs my lovey the baby will come and we will all be pished up chavvy godmothers.

Oh, you're back then!

Sorry about RTD fairy, and flu, not fun. But I'll help with all the holiday booze cos it never tastes the same when you get it home!

Welcome back to Blighty, the weather is luvverly innit

Well at least we can all get pished up on it as none of us are up the duff!

Fertility clinic didn't go well...no more clomid just IVF if I can lose a huge amount of weight in such a small amount of time! "I must be grateful that they are offering it to me & saving me 10 grand"!!!! How supportive is that?
Apparently it's ok to crash diet if I'm only doing it for a few months!!!!!

What a joke!

WTF FG tell us where they are and we will all kick them in the balls / tits (delete as appropriate). Have you tried WW - one of my friends used them and is now a class leader thingy.

I have my frozen haddock at the ready for your fertility consultant, just let us know where. How much weight do they say you have to loose?

Thanks girls.

WW made me put on weight - my friend was a class leader thingy & she knew exactly what I was eating & that & she was shocked. The only time I lost weight was when I had been on the lash all weekend (this was pre-DH & I was a single girl about town).
PCOS makes it difficult cos my body reacts differently.
3 stone in 3 months is the goal. I know I'm overweight(medically but I wouldn't say I'm any fatter than the average person if that makes sense) & not a skinny girl but I've not been for many years.

Yikes FairyG, that's some goal! I know where you are coming from, my BMI puts me in the obese category, but these jeans are a 16 and I don't call that obese! I have never been skinny either, but I have been down to a 12, that is skinny for me :)

Good luck FairyG, sounds like you are not eating any food for 3 months.

Go fairy you can do it.

Thank you!

Has anyone seen the Olympic flame. We might go next weekend to see it....

running through here 20th July but I'll be at work! Not really bothered. Annoyed I won't be able to enjoy Greenwich park this Summer with my little cousin as the equestrian thing is there & hoping that I can go Bluewater while the Olympics are on & shop in peace. The only time it's gonna be an issue is when I go to the concert in Hyde Park on Aug 2nd!

I'm cracking open the I got a positive on OPK this morning

Which means I ovulated naturally, all on my own am feeling so proud of myself!!!

LOL

The flame was near here a couple of weeks ago, ds went with school, so I thought I would take dd - even though she slept through the whole thing! Just so that "she was there" I actually quite enjoyed it - dd and I stood with the school and watched everything go past and chatted with others. Cos we are oop north there is nothing olympic going on near here so I thought I would go and see t'flame, as a small part of the whole thing!

Congratulations on the OPK Fairy, I hope you both had a good evening!

Whoop to ovulating.

Ooh & an announcement at work of a pregnancy! Thought i was gonna be safe for a while but Nope! Actually I took it well so proud of myself!

We're doing bits at school but not till the last week!

Pors FG some a massive glass too.

Pours....

Bits of what at school FG? Ovulating? SWIing?

Well done on the organising of your face when the announcement was made, it is very hard to do the when you would prefer :(

Ooh looks like I am in a smiley using mood tonight

I meant its of Olympic stuff lol - but ovulation might have happened while I was at school but SWIing not a chance!

Thanks for . Yes have arranged face well! I must be getting better! lol

SWI-ing at school could be an Olympic sport .

Lemony where are you? Miss you and your Jeffrey-isms.

Lol, you do make me laugh.

Bedroom Olympics last weekend was enough for me!

Yeah, where are you Lemony? She's not got stuck under a tanning bed has she?

Hi chavs (waves)

I'm still here, slightly crispy round the edges after having a fight with sunbed

Rl and pnd just keep getting in the way.

Had really bad pnd with dd1 and thought I'd escaped this time but it seems to have hit me all at once after stopping breast feeding dd2. Gp being great but some days are just so much harder than others. (sorry to bring thread down)

We went to see the flame a couple of weeks ago (north west) and dd1 loved it.

Mini muffin is nearly 18 months old and I'm sure she is in training to climb a mountain! Dd1 doesn't understand why mini wont listen to her even when she asks her nicely.

Well done Fairy for both egg laying and keeping face straight re preg announcement and lots of good luck for swi.

Big waves to Lou and Umbongo.

Better go and save the DVDs from mini muffin!