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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 14:30

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BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 14:39

Oh don't say that Nickel! Or are you just trying to keep the red witch at bay with reverse psychology? Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 14:40

oooh! Foghorn ! Shock

let's hope it's history repeating itself!!! Grin

BamBam - reverse psychology al lthe way! Grin

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Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 14:50

You guys certainly sound positive...proper BFP, GOML Foghorn and Nickel.

Nickel when you said that about having a virtual online pregnancy, it reminded me of Glee - remember with Schoosters wife pretending to be pregnant?

And when you all get your BFN BFP, then there will be me and crow studiously ingnoring our arrival of ERTD and then the next onslaught of testers!! Unless we all get in sync, like ladies living in the same house...

nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 15:20

geek Grin

that would be funny - having all of us in waves of cycles.
Grin

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FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 15:38

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GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 16:56

Oh GOD we are all in the same boat of madness.

Exactly the same low down ache, nickel. Strange.

No more blood at all today, apart from that clot thingy, which was dark brown as well.

This is madness. I would like to believe I am pregnant however I cannot let myself believe that, so am convincing myself I have imagined everything for the past 10 days and I will come on soon.

deemented · 21/01/2011 17:03

I'm a frim believer that it's not over til ERTD shows up.

Fingers crossed that she won't.

I think my hormones may be starting to get back to some kind of normality - i've really spotty and greasy today, which i'm not usually, unless ERTD is on way. We'll see.

Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 17:06

My boobs have started feeling the slightest bit tender when prodded. So that is a sure sign I'm out this time, as always heralds ERTD. At least I know... Will be another week for it to appear, but appear it will...

crowette · 21/01/2011 17:22

Am getting AF type twinges :( boobs have been tender today after all, but not so much, so am thinking AF is definitely on her way ... bugger!

Going to hit the cider and chocolate and sulk.

NervousNelly · 21/01/2011 21:17

G2D it's far too early to write this month off. You are doing us yourself out of a whole week of fun Wink. You Gleek!

Where is everyone tonight? All out having fun, or hanging about in the loo staring at your pants Grin?

deemented · 21/01/2011 21:20

Just finishing a takeaway, then off to play strip poker with manshape Grin

Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 23:02

Reverse psychology Nelly!!

Went to see the King's Speech. Really really good.

Yes, better get to it, dee - I heard you've only managed 2 shags today...better get a move on! Grin

NervousNelly · 21/01/2011 23:23

hahaha G2D. I'd forgotten that Deemented was our resident nympho Grin.

Whereas I've spent the evening yawning on the sofa, wrapped in my slanket, with the cat crushing my legs. You never know though, perhaps that's the look OH goes for Wink.

JosieSmith1 · 22/01/2011 07:56

Morning all, waitin patiently here 4 news from u all!

I'm very Confused as I really don't think I've ov'd this time. I haven't bn takin my temp but it's gone down 2day from wot it was on cd1 Confused and hav had absolutely no signs at all Angry

FoghornLeghorn · 22/01/2011 09:35

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deemented · 22/01/2011 09:55

Yes. Rudely interrupted this morning by manshapes mother ringing to say she's on her way up.

FGS Hmm

Hope everyones ok today.

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/01/2011 10:26

still no PS (i think she's forgotten to send them - or just hasn't - can see her now, clapsing her claws in an evil fashion, Grin face whilst scanning the world map to see who's desperately clinking onto sanity "i will not test yet, i will not test yet, i will not test yet, i will not test yet, i will not test yet," Shock

had choir last night - junior chorister driving me mad cos he wouldn't behave. Hard to issue sanctions like "if you're going to misbehave you can leave the room until you're ready to join us properly" when there's only one of them.... Hmm

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localcrackpot · 22/01/2011 11:15

I'm trying not to get hopeful. I always do and then get sad when ERTD shows up. But I'm normally insatiable the week before I start- not so much. Not been in a mood yet, no pains yet... Not due til 26th, though, so I'm BFN-symptom spotting too early. Tsh.

JosieSmith1 · 22/01/2011 11:24

I sometimes get symptoms like bein really up for JSing and sometimes pains, but nothing this time, and temps are being funny (not that I've been very good at keeping track Blush) It's very possible I'm over reacting! Grin

Stay strong Nickel

Fingers crossed crackpot

toytown · 22/01/2011 11:48

ERTD has now arrived. Good luck to all. I might just lurk i hope to see some BFP then go and try to forget about it all for a while. 3months is too long to obsess at this level.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 22/01/2011 12:09

:( toytown - i really hope that your GP will refer you to a fertility specialist instead of making you wait so long.

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Got2Dance · 22/01/2011 20:36

Sorry to hear that toytown. You def need to hassel your doc to refer you.

Had a good day today - saw all 3 of my nieces and fed them all too! 6, 22mo and 2 months. So gorgeous all of them. And I really hope my sisters will love my DC (when I have them) as much as I love theirs.

Josie - it's poss you didn't ov this month, but also highly poss you did. You did what you needed to, so don't fret.

Nelly - I loved the image of you in your slanket. Did it work for DH?! Grin

BamBam21 · 22/01/2011 21:40

Hi everyone.

toytown - I hope you are okay. It must be hard for you.

G2D - your nieces sound lovely. Of course your sisters will love your DCs WHEN you have them! Smile

Foghorn and Dee - bugger! My mum seems to have a 6th sense about us JSing, and ALWAYS phones at the wrong time! Grin

Bit crappy here. DP got news of a death in his family today. Very sad so got a bit pissed and is now snoring! DS went to bed complaining of a headache. Not like him, so hopefully not coming down with something. Oh well....... Sad Just having a vodka and coke (or 3) now to cheer up, and reading a book about Jack the Ripper!

Hugs to all.

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