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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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crowette · 20/01/2011 18:29

Evening viroids :)

Just had a quick scan of the thread as I'm on my phone - PC still dead :(

Hope everyone is good.

Still symptom spotting here - books are very sensitive and tender ... OH rolled over and knocked them last night, causing me to yelp, and all night and today they've been painful. Still got stuffy nose, feel like I constantly need to blow it. And I sure know that hangover sicky feeling!

Can't help but start getting hopeful now - damnit!

crowette · 20/01/2011 18:30

Oops poxy phone - sorry about the multiple posts!

Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 19:11

when are you due to test, crow? And I assume you meant boobs, not books!! Wink

crowette · 20/01/2011 19:40

Oh for flip sake! It's the predictive typing on my phone, pita thing! was rushing as the bus was nearing my stop Grin

I think AF is due early next week - didn't take much notice of date of last one as we were giving TTC a break. After last time, I'm making sure it's as late as possible to test - don't want another Dr telling me it was just a page period and not a MC.

crowette · 20/01/2011 19:45

Late period FFS

NervousNelly · 20/01/2011 23:31

LOL Crow I did wonder what a Page Period was! Can't believe how many of your are virtually up-duffed! It's like you all copied your symptoms out of a textbook Grin.

1DPO here.

Not long back in as took horse out to an indoor arena to ride tonight. Minor Blush moment when I fell off, when she took exception to a tiny little jump! Grot-bag. Grin. Nothing hurt but my pride though - Doh! The downside of such late night activities though(of the non JS kind) is I'm not ready for bed, even though I have to get up at 6.

Must. Go. To. Bed.

(oooh nomore lovely to see you, I've been stalking your Grads thread! Mwahs to everyone over there) :)

Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 23:44

Tee hee Nelly - I just popped over there too!

Silly horse knocking you off. You should have words. Bless you on drumming fingers on 1DPO!!! The others are certainly making me jealous with their symptoms, but I think it's the novelty....t'will wear off soon Grin

Good plan on the late testing Crow I think most of us are thinking the same thing. We will not succumb to the bad influences of Foghorn and dee (Yikes, btw - 3 times a day and every day normally..,just NO!! Shock)

Must head bedward too...but it's Friday tomorrow which is almost the weekend....

FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 08:44

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JosieSmith1 · 21/01/2011 08:46

Nelly I am also drumming my fingers at 1-2DPO (not completely sure which, not much sign of ov here but going by my usual time should have happened about now) Hope I have actually ov'd, will be gutted if we're doing a really good shagathon for nothing! Hope you're not too sore this morning Grin

PMSL Crow at your predictive text!We got the gist Grin

aquavit · 21/01/2011 10:27

newbie cough could someone tell me what DPO and BFP/N stand for please? I get the gist but am not sure of the actual words iyswim.

Def have my own ERTD (see how I pick up the acronyms once I know what they mean!) which is blardy annoying.

aquavit · 21/01/2011 10:30

oops didn't mean to embolden my cough! sorry for thus seeming to hack all over the thread - was intended to be more delicate than that Grin

BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 10:33

Morning everyone! Welcome Aquavit and 3Peas.

DPO - days past ovulation
BFP/N - big fat positive/negative

It took me ages to work the acronyms out. I don't really "do" text speak either, so even LOL had me confused! Grin

Sorry you are having a crap time toytown. Hope you're feeling better today. I am still just waiting for ERTD to bugger off so we can start getting jiggy again! Wink

GOML and Nickel - still SO excited for you both!

GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 11:09

Good luck Crowette! I too was wondering what a page period was.

Now I am very confused. I was so tired last night I could barely speak, felt icky feeling and everything tasted vile. Then I had a mad surge of hunger and demolished a large bag of chips. Then went to bed with my bra on, convinced and aiming to test again today.

Went to the loo this morning (and apols for TMI which follows) and there was a tiny clot. No other blood though. My periods are normally clot free.

No other blood or anything this morning, but a slight tugging feeling in my tummy.

What the bloody hell could that be? Is that a period? If so it is not normal.

GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 11:09

And good luck Nickel

deemented · 21/01/2011 11:11

Implantation bleed? What colour? If dark brown then it's old blood..

nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 11:38

"virtually upduffed" Grin

i like that - when I get my BFN, i'll pretend online that i really am pregnant.
Like an online baby! Grin

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deemented · 21/01/2011 11:39

Have you POAFS yet?

nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 11:39

ooooh, GOML - that sounds ominous.

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crowette · 21/01/2011 11:57

Hallo ladies!

Day at home today, so I have time to proofread my posts Grin

GOML I'm not surprised you're confused, that'd all be driving me around the bend too!

My boobs are hardly tender at all today, only if I poke them Confused still got the stuffy nose - no other symptoms. I'm thinking AF will be making an appearance soon :(

I'm bored, well, in one of those moods where I can't be bothered to do much of the stuff I could be doing ... PC dead, housework done, no steps to be able to continue decorating, chilli and prepared in cooking in the slow cooker. I've even put the TV on Hmm

aquavit · 21/01/2011 12:08

thanks BamBam

I hadn't realised how exciting this thread would be, vicariously waiting on other people's stick-peeing!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 13:07

Foghorn - that's how i've been feeling for weeks.

except today, I have discovered that I know have a low down ache that's very similar to period cramp, but that's normally happening while there's blood - no blood (i keep running to the bog to check) but the cramp is there.
it's very annoying me.

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BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 13:22

Foghorn, Nickel and GOML - it sounds so promising for all of you there. Not sure about the clot GOML, but I suppose it could be a sort of implantation thing. If you're not actually bleeding then I think it's probably a good thing!

Aquavit - I would never have thought I could get so excited about other people's POAS activities either! Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 13:34

once we'vea ll got BFNs, the thread will return to its usual boring script Grin

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aquavit · 21/01/2011 14:10

fwiw GOML I bled the odd clot during my first pregnancy. But I also bled in almost identical ways when I mc'd, and many of my periods start that way too. So I'm not really being much help...just saying it could still go either way, I guess.

Foghorn is it possible that your tummy objects to your virtuous lifestyle? Grin (fingers crossed it's something more interesting though)

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