Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

[nickelbabysnatcher]

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

can't eat curly wurly -they've got gelatine in

Truff I am hoping I am one of those cows lucky women too! She knows we're trying and has tried to fit around me, I'll just feel really guilty if it all goes horribly wrong now! Would definitely fork out for a replacement dress if it did happen but I am also worried that they might not have the same one in stock by then (that's my worried face )

Sorry for BFN GOML but fingers crossed you are a late BFP-er

Yes it is strange but also nice I think being excited for people you've never met P'ingOAS and sharing their happiness/disappointment

Hello ladies.

Sorry to here about the AFs.
Nickle have you POAS yet?
I am also weeing lots today and my sense of smell seems to have improved!

oh, my sense of smell is better than Spiderman's spider sense!!

but that's not a new thing.

I'm eating milk choc chip cookies that I always have on a wed night as I'm at work till 7pm and need something or 5 things to keep me going They're so full of sugar that I'm high as a kite when I get home (good for the 'extra curricular activites' DH and I are undertaking this week, speaking of which, I have been dirty texting him all day, I'm sure you all wanted to know that )

lol at my own stupidity, I'm not a kleptomaniac after all!!!

Anyway... Nickel, get pissing!

Can I have a curly wurly please? I like them a lot

Josie - Manshape and i regularly indulge in a little txt foreplay - his ma was most taken aback when she snooped on his phone. I do believe she's still blushing

LOL at your kleptomania Lizzy! Help yourself to a curly wurly. I thought they didn't make them any more, then I discovered them in Tesco.

Josie - dirty texting always goes down well here too! SO annoying when, by the time he gets home, we are both too tired!

Evening all,

Glad to see the thread moving on.

Jealous of all your JSing activities, however. We're in the 2ww (or 3ww as I refuse to test early) and no action whatsoever. No sure I can be arsed at the moment. Is that bad?

BamBam - I would def suggest getting to see the doc. Even if it is just on your own first, but DP would need to go too before any kind of treatments were done. As truffkin said (I think it was her) prob need SA before any more expensive tests. Thing is, under the NHS these things take ages. It was 6 months from me going to the GP before I actually had clomid in my hot little hands.

Right, to one and all. Must go and do some piano practice whilst dinners in. Chicken and chips. Yum!!

Hi Got2Dance. Can I come to yours for dinner?

I'm off to fish DS out the bath now. He hurt his finger at the weekend, and yet again he has got the dressing soaked!

Evening viroids.

I always feel a bit late to the party. Was at a Board meeting all day and thought perhaps being caught MNing would not be deemed professional .

Sorry about the BFNs or ERTDs darkening the doors. Still a couple of hopefuls though?G2D how far into 2/3WW are you? I was due to OV today (according to my trusty IPK (Iphone predictor kit ) and had definite pantsnot. Managed a JS on Friday and last night, definitely missed a day in the middle though, due to OH being a knob and not realising I was giving him the come-on working till midnight for a couple of nights. Still, I guess we are in with a shout. Might try one for luck tonight, then let the 2WW madness commence. We're sitting across the room from each other, would sexting be weird .

Josie I'd say get the size 8. In the way of the Ironic, the minute you order it you will get upduffed. Ah well, buying a second dress is a small price to pay :)

Reverse psychology Nelly, I like it! Have gone for the 8, as long as they have them in stock still if I get too big I'm laughing. Hope you enjoyed sexting (I had no idea there is actually a name for it!)

Tbh we really had to force ourselves to do it last night, is that bad? It's the third time this week and we're usually lucky if we do it three times a month so it's a bit of a shock to the system and I kinda just wished he'd get on with it of course I didn't tell him this though! Anyway, once this week is over we can go back to having fun

Hope everyone's ok and enjoying their curly wurlys

Morning all.
Thinking of buying some POAS tests today. Have always bought from tescos but think I need to look at internet ones or DH will go mad. Which are best?
Really hoping all these symptoms are real and not all based on wishful thinking.

We've managed twice this morning and would have had another go but manshape had to go to work Have no idea when i'm going to ovulate, so am giving it a good go most days

Morning viroids!

nice to see JSing is still alive and well mid-week!

If we were on any other forum, we would definitely be accused of naughtiness (can't think of a proper word - not as bad as porn, but worse than nymphomania...)

deemented !

I was secretly high-fiving myself for every second day .

If you don't find yourself up duff creek there is no justice.

Morning everyone.

Nickel - are you POAS today?

Not especially - tbh even if we weren't 'not trying properly' we'd still be shagging lots. Manshape is very shaggable and we both have very high libidos

Oh yes Nickel - did your PS arrive?

Any news from you GOML?

:( No, they didn't arrive.

Don't knwo when they were sent. [meaningful glare at BB]

i'm not going to be forced by you lot into buying one...

Aw buggery, Nickle - not that i'm forcing or owt, but you can pick up two in the £ shop for...er... a pound..

we don't have a pound shop.

bugger off and leave me alone

still getting odd symptoms, though

look, things like this just don't happen to me, i'm putting my head in the sand.