By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

[Miffles]

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

Nelly I think we are one and the same person! I should have done it last night too but felt too ill (I was up for it earlier in the night and was thinking how proud you would all be of my flying the shag cape when ill, have been on here too long, but then when I got to bed I felt too poo) so gave up and went to sleep instead. If I oved on day 12 I'll have a chance but if not I'm snookered, again. To be honest I couldn't really care less right now!

Well I know I MN to much as a couple of nights back I had a dream that I had an email from an estate agent with the abbreviation FFS in it! I was most upset in the dream.

Gone back to usual as I'm somewhere warm with proper broadband, so it can snow all it wants.

Oh Sleepy I'm sorry to hear it all went wrong for you. Again. Here's to all that internal probing finding the problem and getting it sorted out quick smart. xx

On a cheerier note, Happy Poomas to you Vallinna and many happy returns poos for the New Year

Have a lovely festive JS filled silly season to everyone else. DH and I are sharing a room with DS so no shagging for me, but I dunnae really care .

Evening all!

Sorry - not deserted you all, I promise. Finished work today. Yay!!! So pleased to have a holiday and I love Christmas!!

Caz - thank you for coming to let us know how you're getting on. Really sorry to hear you've been having such a rotten time, but hope that things settle down soon and they find how to sort you out.

Glad some of the other viroids are also not so JSing happy at the moment! We're having a definite lull. He did sort me out at the weekend but busy and cold since! Got to keep it real, haven't we!

Well done Vallinna on keeping so calm. And on the poo! I was getting a bit bound up as well (think related to all the chocolate and cheese I've been eating) and rejoiced at a poo today. Feels so good!!!!!

No ERTD just yet, though I had to actually hold my boobs during my legs/bums/tums class today!! If I had a 28 day cycle, it should have been here today.

Oooo..not told you about my appt. Doc was pleased with my progress. Said def ov'd - progesterone was 32. Meant to be over 30, so just made it!! He thinks just one of the follicle was released. Lining was good too. He said it's normal not to conceive first time, and has given me a prescription for another 6 months - so will have 9 months altogether. Surely one of them will take!

Miffs your doc appointment sounds positive. And yay (and ouch) to having to hold your boobs when exercising! I am having to hold mine at the moment and can't even hug DH tightly! Trying not to get excited by it here tho as that happened last month then ERTD arrived .

Nervous and Josie I am sure your shag capes will be flying proud in the wind soon.

Vallinna I think I know what you mean about it not being like a "normal" 2ww cos you know the fertilization has already happened. I keep looking at my tummy and wondering if they ever did manage to speak to each other in there, you know that yours had a full-on convo!

Oh and in other news, today I bought a slow cooker! One of the ones that does frying and baking as well cos they were on offer in the Cash & Carry for £25. I always spend too much in there. We also got a shovel and a yard brush. DH has now de-snowed the drive, then went to turn his car around (MX-5) and got it stuck. He had to ring me to go and push it! I was rubbish . Thankfully a guy from further along the street drove round the corner and got out and helped us!

To be honest Mog I'd just be happy if my shag cape didn't have icicles on it . LOL at your OH getting his MX-5 stuck AFTER shovelling all the snow!

We have to drive 150 miles north tomorrow. I've suggested we take the Land Rover (old but very faithful, and after all designed for such things as snow drifts!); but OH is insisting we take his car as he's just spent a fortune on winter tyres. His car is 4wd but an A3 so not going to be as good as the Landie. I can't help but think it's a bad idea . Anyway I'll take the phone charger so I'll be doing LOTS of MNing on my phone if we get stuck .

Miffles this all sounds Very Good News . Fingers crossed!

Any sign of BB - she's gone all quiet again. Hope all is well and if you are out there lurking :)

Must go to bed. And have sex, of course .
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Thanks Viroids, am out of my wallowing mood now so will not moan any longer!

Caz I'm so sorry to hear what you're going through. It sounds like you've got great support around you, so make sure you lean on people and take it easy.

Nice work Vallinna on both pooing and staying zen!

Yes Josie I'm also intrigued to know what kind of things you have for dinner! Sorry you are feeling poorly, hope you can feel better for Christmas.

So I've now finished work for the rest of the year and have wrapped all my presents so am feeling festive! We'll be staying at my in laws so will be stealth shagging and just for fun, am sincerely hoping that ERTD buggers off tomorrow. Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas and gets lovely things from Santa

Yippee to everyone who has finished work for xmas, it's my last day today then 10 days off (tough at this rate I'll be spending them in bed, in an ill way not a good way )

Truff I hope ERTD stays away for you

Nervous I think I'd be taking the Land Rover too but boys and their toys

Mog hope you make lots of yummy things with your new slow cooker, I feel partially responsible for your spend!

Miffles that sounds great, fingers crossed!

Merry Christmas Viroids!!

Hope Santa is good to you all and the New Year brings you everything you wish for (BFP's a go go hopefully!)

LOL NMCB thanks for your bowel related wishes! HAd acupuncture today and she said she added a few needles to help things along!

Miffs - glad all was positive with the consultant. It's a horrible fact you only stand a 16% to conceive on average per month!! Arses right?!

Will be another iPhone-er over then next few days so lurking and short posts!!

Muchos festive love to all and here's to a 2011 filled with BFPs!

Happy Christmas to everyone...hope you all have a restful holiday with much shagging and BFP in the new year.

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Happy Christmas you lovely ladies! xx

Just want to say Merry Christmas before the festive madness begins. xxx

Merry Christmas! In car on way to in-laws feeling (unreasonably) put out not to say at me Mum's for at least brekkie :(

However I did have a really great dream where I PIAR and dipped about 20 preg tests in at once, all of which went positive immediately Here's hoping xxxxx

Evening,

I know this is rather un-festive, posting on Christmas Day. Spent a relaxed morning at home with DH, then to in-laws for lunch. Ok...but glad to get away about 7. Went for a nice quiet walk and now DH is crashed out. So I get a chance to say hi!

Hope everyone has got where they are meant to be and snow did not stop any journeys.

Still no ERTD yet for me. Trying not to get my hopes up too much. The doc said he thought I ov'd on day 13. And I'm now day 31. And since you're meant to start period 14 days after ov'ing, I'm getting hopeful. But then don't know why it didn't show up on the test earlier in the week. Def not testing again, tho, so don't bother nagging me too!! Can't bear to waste another test and see it negative. Will wait a good few days longer yet. Have felt as if AF just round the corner for the last few days but nothing.

Anyway. Mustn't dwell.

Love your dream Vallinna - I hope the in-laws are distracting you from thinking about it too much. Clearly you are getting a bit more of the normal 2ww nerves!

Is anyone hiding their pg from family, at the moment? That would be hard with all the holiday alcohol. Good luck with that!

Evening everyone, hope you all had a fab xmas

Fingers crossed for you Miffles

I have eaten waaaay too much, and still am eating too much! Had a bit of a fluttery tummy last night, not in a bad food way, in a butterflies kind of way, wondered if something may be latching on in there , we can but wait and see. Horsey took two bad spills on the ice this morning, went right down poor girl. She seems ok but we'll see if anything develops, hopefully not.

Really really hope 2011 brings everyone bfps. xx

Morning lovely Viroids! Hope you all had a great Christmas & Boxing Day.

DH got a dodgy tummy yesterday :( think he might have IBS but of course although I managed to get him to the docs before Crimbo he still hasn't been for the blood test to rule out things that are not IBS!!

I had the most bizarre dream last night, was at school but went to see maths teacher to get resources for the 8-times-table?!! Then did a test which was +ve, which made me excited. Then went to watch a school play with DH and told him about +ve test halfway through, then for some reason there was a toddlers bit of the play and we cooed about how cute they were. Told him about the dream this morning but missed out the +ve test bit, didn't want to freak him out! Have you had any more odd dreams vallinna?

Best wishes for horsey Josie, sounds like she has had a bad time in the ice.

Hope the ERTD has stayed away Miffs.

Funny dream Mog - isn't our subconcious weird! Sorry your DH is feelng ropey. Not fun at all over Christmas.

And Josie - your poor horsey. Is she doing ok still?

Vallinna - I hope there is no news from your end. Still a few more days til you test.

Well, still no definite ERTD, but did think I started yesterday. Bit of spotting after JSing, but nothing more. Nearly tested this morning, but chickened out!

DH telling me off for obsessing and thinks MN not helping, so this is furtive posting, whilst he's making soup.

Fed up of feeling fat and bloated, especially if I am empty of womb...so PIAR and dipped a stick....4 days early, not FMU (only 1 hour since last wee) and....obviously faint second line - if that makes sense?! Not as strong as the control but could see it without squinting/turning the bathroom light on etc...eek!

Will obviously be weeing on everything until Thursday but....eek!

Yay vallinna sounds positive! Keep weeing on things

Miffs as if MN is a bad influence... just hold on and see what happens before testing if you think ERTD might be imminent. Better an ERTD than a BFN accompanied by an ERTD. xxx

Yay vallinna sounds like good news... Great advice from Mog, keep peeing on things

Josie hopes your horsey is OK - is it still snowy and icy in the UK?

Hope all had a happy Xmas full of JSing and that the New Year brings sticky beans all round! :)

I am finding it hard not to test. I am not going to. I am not going to. I am not going to. I am not going to. Etc.

Think it is on my mind as staying in due to DH feeling "fragile" (his choice of word) so not much to do. Only need to wait three more days to see if ERTD shows up on 30th (CD27 and all cycles since stopping pill have been 29 days long), then I will test.

The weather was a bit better today escape, we have had rain! That means that the clouds above the north west at least are no longer frozen :o although snow is forecast again .

Have been looking up slow cooker recipes, might try the new machine soon (when I can be bothered to move from slanket on sofa - is cold you see).

ohmygodohmygodohmygod - a line is a line!

hope everyone had a great Christmas! miffles there's still hope... wait and see for a bit!

x

I am completely unexcited at the moment. I think it's because I was naughty and tested early and as it is onlt faint. Just bought 2 digitals, one for tomorrow morning and one for Thurs so will keep you all posted :)

OOOOooooohhhhh Valinna it sounds promising - keeping everything crossed for you!! Its only faint but line is a line.. but understand you wanting to see what the digis say the next day or so.

Well done miffs and mog for resisting the pee sticks - that's serious willpower!!

Wow wow yay and yay to vallinna!! That is the best news!! Fingers crossed for the next few pees!