By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

[Miffles]

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

Well there's a good way to waste a large part of your evening and a lot of wine. I've just finished cleaning our carpet having poured best part of a (full) glass of red wine over it. Tried to clean it with most of a bottle of white wine. It mostly worked, but now is not the time to discover that the bottle of Vanish carpet spray that has been in the way in the cupboard under the sink for who-knows-how-long is in fact virtuay empty.
I was so busy on the carpet that I didn't notice that my (cashmere) jumper had splashes all over it too. Fortunately they came out pretty easily.

Perhaps this is a sign that I should stop drinking altogether whilst TTC? Or perhaps I'm just clumsy. I honestly don't drink much at all - just a glass or two with a meal at the weekend.

Now very grumpy, as am also convinced that we're heading for BFN this month, despite knowing that we timed all the 'J'S-ing right.

Milano congrats have a celebratory mock tail!! Woo hoo!

I've been blowing my cover again..out for lunch with friends at a new place that is byob and we didn't know so I was pleased as I thought that meant I'd be like everyone else and not drinking then my friend suggested going for a glass of wine somewhere else after .... I said yes but mumbled something about writing up some reports for work tonight so wasn't going to drink. Sure they're all adding up my excuses in their heads knowing up up the duff!! Oh well!!

Thanks for all advice re whether to tell work, I know most have said tell but still feel really hesitant and wondering what the odds are of having to pull another all nighter soon ... I'll mull it over and meantime keep shtumm. Did tell one colleague though as ms has got me now ... ran to bathroom in the middle of eating a yohurt Friday morning and they gave me a knowing look so I just nodded and said pls keep it QT..

Vallina sorry you are feeling down, sure when you move onto the next stage you'll get excited and that'll bring you out from under the cloud. As everyone else said its natural you'll feel worn down by it at times but you've done really well and will continue to.

Welcome Tory79 2ww always soooo long good luck! Maybe try and distract yourself with some festivities?

Who is next in line for some fest tests??

Night nigh viroids!

Esk don't count yourself out until the ERTD erm ...flows!! What a pain re carpet and cashmere! Have a Christmas bear to cheer you up [fbear]

Has anyone seen the secret santa thread in 'Christmas'? It's made me feel all warm and fuzzy! Will be keeping an eye out next year so I can join in!

Feeling bit nervous....got my ultrasound (AKA dildo cam ) this afternoon to see if I've got any follicles. Bit apprehensive about the procedure and in case the drugs aren't working.

Figured out my night sweats are due to clomid, so at least I'm not going crazy!

Well, I log off one hour before milano updates!

these are for you:

well done, good shagging thre.

Miffles good luck with your dildo cam this afternoon - I'll have my fingers crossed for you that it goes nice and smoothly (literally!)

we went to Bluewater on sunday afternoon to do some Christmas shopping (santa's bringing me and DH a Lego winter Toy shop )

anyway, we were walking through House of fraser, and this woman said to her little boy "ooh, look, there's daddy!" I assume they'd split up...) and the little boy did that insane happiest boy in the world giggle that they do (he was about 2 i think), and I got all emotional (in a gooood way). I said to DH "we could just steal one" and he agreed, so if you see a shopkeep and DH on the news for baby-stealing, you'll know it's me!

nickel that is so Christmassy. Makes me want eggnog and a mince pie right now :)

Good luck with dildocam miffles. Hope those follicles are follicling away nicely.

Today I have convinced myself I am no longer pregnant because I slept all the way to the alarm for only the second time since pg. I have GOT to get a grip

Ha ha nickel cross-post there. Your grinning santas were Christmassy, not your baby stealing

i guessed!

Been trying to get on here all day, finally manage it, catch up with all the posts and now I have to leave the house to walk into town with DS cause DH is waiting for us and I have to get cards in the post so they don't miss the cut off.

Not much going on here otherwise. I finally have prunes and they are working their magic

It's been snowing all day and I'm worried the local schools will be shut tomorrow. DS is due to start playgroup tomorrow so I really don't want school closures.

Right it's my turn to get a grip (on DS by the sounds of it ) stop wibbling about nothing and get on with it.

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Welcome tory

I have in fact worked out despite breaking EVERY rule going I am the ONLY just shagging just shagger on here as there is no way any of my shags can get me up duffed

More scan and blood today, follicles growing still I believe - just the fabled 3 talked about though (some get like 20...although, it only takes one I know, I know...)

GL Miffs - I am sure you'll be 'bubbling' away - and if you are not they can up the dose! Plus you are having side-effects so they must be doing something!

vallinna you are definitely the JS Queen - have a crown to go with that halo

I bet you end up with triplets out of those three follicles .

Thanks guys - will be glad when it's done and know that things are working right.

Yes, hadn't really twigged til I woke up at 4.30am again this morning SO hot that it was the clomid. DH suggested it might be when I woke him up stressed! It's happened the last 4 or 5 nights, and I was blaming DH for setting the heating for the morning, thinking that was why I was sweating. But it's about 4am, not 6.30am....Poor chap!

LOL at nickel and the baby stealing.

Glad the follicles are still present and correct vallinna

miffles good luck today!

Milano I hadn't read your name outloud and so hadn't twigged that you're Milan-o-mum. As in a mum who lives in Milan. Doh! In my head it's Mil-ar-no. Sigh...

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

I have not one but two dominant follicles!! The Miff may be about to ovulate!! Yeah baby yeah!!

The radiographer was lovely....apparently I have a nicely thickened uterus lining (10mm) no uterus abnormalities. My right ovary, after she located it behind my bowel ()had 2 dominant follicles - one 20mm and the other 16mm. The left had none, and just looked polycystic. But both normal size.

So the morning shag was well timed. Am v tempted to try again tomorrow, but the doc said day 12 and 14, which is Wed. Don't want to risk all 3 days due to DH's lack of swimmers. Think we'll save them up for Wed morning!!

Miffles that's brilliant!

so, I take it you're ovulating on the right now?

happy shagging!

Woo hoo miffles go get yourself some while the follicles are ripe!! Fingers crossed for you!

Wow great news miffles!!!!

Vallina thanks for the welcome

Dyna not sure how well I will be able to distract myself over the next couple of weeks, as aside from getting the tree up my main social events include going to meet my brand new goddaughter and attending a 2nd birthday for my friends little girl so I think babies are going to be very much on my mind.

In breaking news, I think actually saw a clock go backwards today..... probably because tomorrow will hopefully give my 3rd high temp for ff to confirm ovulation....having said that I have been struck down by my first cold of the season so who knows how much those temps really mean.

Good job I am calm and unconcerned hey!

Ooo Vallinna imagine twins... one of my friends had them (after IVF) and it took her about 15 mins to walk up the stairs to the bathroom near the end of the pg! On the plus side - only one birth. Bring on E-Day

Sound like you have a baby-filled few days ahead tory79. 2ww is defo the longest 2 weeks ever. I just paid up for VIP FF membership today, free trial ran out... not following rules either

for SnowMiffs and the dominant follicles. Am now imagining eggs fighting to be the most dominatrix-like. I clearly need help!

Mmm prunes NMCB! Hope you can get to playgroup tomorrow.

Dyna maybe you've just got duffage-paranoia and they didn't even notice?! Just go back to the old thread and re-read TTL's tips on pulling the wool over suspicious eyes!

Eskarina - poo at having to waste wine on the carpet.

I have put the tree up! DH agrees it looks nice Decoration and creativity is my department at home (he does maths). Fa la la la la, la la la la! And yes, am counting down days till hols (break up on 17th, so 9 more get ups), but late night tomorrow AND on Thursday (will leave house at 7.30am and get back at about 10pm each day), so that is going to knacker me out. Anyway, sorry for long post. Might try and put pic of tree up on profile, is v Christmassy and cheerful!

LOL Mog - I think that's how long it takes towards the end of any pregnancy! I am not very keen on twins but DH doesn't mind. The IVF takes us from 1-2% chance of having them to 24% chance. This is with all fingers crossed that it works at all! I only want 2 so the thought of one maternity leave makes me feel cheated