By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

[Miffles]

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

talking of POs - our Post Office [boomboom] has shut early for the second day running - DH has just been up there to post 8 packets for me, and had to come back! yesterday he tried it with 4 (was after 5, though & it was supposed to shut at half 5) - it's not even 4 o'clock - where the hell do they all live if they need 3 hours to get home????

8 packets! all my internet orders. :(

fopr you too Josie - ridiculous isn't it.

Brown spotting here

Trying to remember that is happens quite commonly and forget the last MC

Oh Brassica, fingers crossed everything's ok

Nickel it is ridiculous isn't it, it's not just me? We're shutting the office and I'm being forced out the door, if some punter comes down later and complains that the office was shut I'm taking no responsibility with head office. But DH who was supposed to finish at 4 is going to be stuck at work till 5.45pm so I'm gonna have to wait for him to help me get my car out before we can go to the yard. He happily suggested I stay at work and wait for him! Yeah, that sounds fun!

Brassica hope it's ok. Brown spotting is very normal...

My AF has disappeared. it lasted 1 day.

milano very strange...

...lurking...and completely self-centred at the moment...

E2 levels all over the shop here...prize comment of the day 'You're really sensitive to changes in the levels of drugs'...no shite Sherlock...

Oh well, up to 100 for the next two days with scan and bloods on Friday. At least my veins get a day off. I look like I have a great heroin habit.

BB try not to worry, am sure it is nothing. Can you see someone to alay any fears?

Oh BB keeping everything crossed for you. Have I not heard that brown spotting means old blood therefore not a worry? Ignore me if that's wrong as I'm not very experienced in this field.

Milanomum - would you be at all interested in POAS, by any chance? I know it's unlikely given last month's events, but maybe possible?

Nickle - very irritating about the post office. But if it makes you feel better, a postie hasn't been near us in days anyway. I'm sure your customers will understand. It's just a shame that your OH has wasted the trip. Suggest a quick phonecall first!

Josie - ah yes, always fun to watch them careering about jumping gates. Mine were hilarious rolling in the snow. The first went down, then lifted her head bolt upright in shock as if to say "Fuck me. That's DEEP". They can't actually roll over, as once they lie down, they've created a wall of snow, so the other one just stuck her head in it and snuffled about. So cute :)

23C escape?

Thanks guys. Trying not to worry.

nervous I was thinking exactly the same for milano

Christmas!!!!

Sorry - had to just try that out!!

Been busy on here today - and me at work where can't check.

BB - really keeping everything crossed for you - even my legs for the next 2 days! (as my next shag is planned for Friday, then Monday, then Wednesday. You understand!!) You can surely still speak to your consultant, can't you? Although I have heard that some spotting isn't a problem, I appreciate you must be peeing yourself.

Vallina you're such a sensitive soul

Desparately trying to keep warm. Have DH's dressing gown and wooly hoodie wrapped around me. Nickel - I think you may be getting some more snow. Much worse in West Kent today, wasn't it?

at escape -although am enjoying the novelty at the moment and it does look beautiful.

Really feeling for Nelly and Josie going out to their horses in this weather. Think you're daft, but then I'm a townie!!

Oh and Milano you've got to PIAR, surely!!

BB - do you think it matters in the slightest that a) the period before I took my clomid only lasted 2 days with a spotting day before and one after? b) I didn't take the clomid at the same time of day (kept forgetting!) and c) we've been told to JS on CD12, which is dildo-cam day. Should we do it before or after? Thanks hun.

BB I second the suggestion to go see someone just to put your mind at ease.

Nickle Bloody post office work-shy lot. It's just a bit of snow!

josie and nelly lol at your horsey antics in the snow!

vallinna you go right ahead and be self-centred! Stupid feckin doctors.

We only have a bit of snow over here but they say there's more on the way so i went out and bought DD a snowsuit :)
I really can't bring myself to test - it's freaky but I prefer to be in denial for the moment ( although taking FA and vits just in case) I'll test Monday. Maybe. I need to know if it's the shag-a-thon week or not.
Have just slightly sore boobs and felt nauseous yesterday for a bit but also have usual homornal spots and no other symptoms.

Miffs I'd JS after the dildo cam if I were you... just...well...because :) .

Miffles shagging doesn't effect dildo cam but the conducting gel effects sperm so def shag before and make sure they are aware it is a fertile day as they will then not use the conducting gel.

Yeah miffs - agree with after. Otherwise there might be LeftOvers

OOOH I retract my suggestion, and defer to vallina's unlimited expertise on this subject

Thanks - DH will be happy. He loves a morning shag!

Have a look at a chat page I just started Here

It's about the new WHO guidelines on SA. As you know, DH has poor swimmers - or maybe not as bad as we thought!! There is hope!!

Gosh lots of goings on and my brain can't really keep up as had school trip followed by Year 7 parents' evening tonight.... am dog tired!

Hope all the poorly people feel better soon.

Milano, sounds v odd. Agree with all suggestions above.

BB agree you should speak to someone to put your mind at rest, otherwise you might dwell on it and feel unnecessary stress.

AF is here in Mogland and has brought her cramps with her. Think will avoid JSing at opportune moment next month as then can get plastered over Christmas and New Year without craziness of 2ww. Although you know I will still be crazy no matter what, cos it's not like I can go a month without . Mooncup is in sporadic use... will give report later! DH has asked me to stop giving him TMI about the mooncup .

P.S. I want a snowday, but it's not too bad here. I'm knackered and no petrol, so have to get up early tomorrow to defrost car and go to fill up. Gah. I am so moan-y this evening, sorry.

Hey ladies,

Really sorry for those of you struggling in the snow. There's hardly any here but loads where I work. I was meant to go in today to observe a (senior) colleague and emailed him to say I didn't want another epic journey and could I do it next week. He's emailed back pretty pissed off tbh. Would like to say 'I'm pregnant and 6 hours of driving on ice every day to get to work is not my idea of fun' but instead said I'm so sorry/I'm an idiot/DH has car/made a mistake blah blah blah.

miffles good luck with timing shags and dildo cams, and vallinna, good luck with turning your heroin addiction into a baby . It's all very technical with the timings, isn't it? Except for mog who's just scheduling in drunkenness . Good work!

bb how are you today? I second/third the idea that you should go and get checked out, but definitely try to be reassured that a bit of brown spotting is likely to be nothing. Lie to the EPU if you have to and say it's ongoing even if it's stopped and you might get a scan How far along are you now?

So hard not to worry, isn't it? I'm 10+3 today and the baby has entered the foetal stage which means the mc rate has dropped really low, but my ms has more or less eased off (did throw up a chocolate cheesecake before bed last night though). Appetite back. I should be enjoying this, but of course I'm not ...

Nickel - enough snow for you !!! Snow day here...and I know north Kent have a bigger dump and even more forecast for today. Yay!!!

Mog - I would so go with what you're doing. Good idea to plan drunkenness...it will not be the same on the 2ww. Part of me would kind of like to take the month off too, but then this is the first month of actually trying!!! Day 28 is Dec 23rd, so will know either way by then, I'd have thought. And sure that if I am pg, I won't mind in the slightest abstaining (hmmmm...who am I kidding?!)

Loving vallinna's heroin addiction.

Oops - that doesn't sound so good!

Any news from milano or BB?

And TTL - stuff work!! Stay at home in the warm.

BB holding lots of good thoughts for you. DO go and see someone if you are worried, it's what they're there for :)

I am vicariously loving all the horsey talk, as am a total townie but with a secret hankering for horse riding lessons (too many readings of Black Beauty as a child, methinks). Impressed with the dedication shown in the face of snow. We had some more last night which at least made it a bit less slippery walking into work.

Mog I like your plan. Last time I got to enjoy Christmas with all the booze and runny cheese I could stomach, as I had no idea I was pg. This time (hopefully) it will be Schloer and cheddar. And probably me doing all the driving. DH will be delighted!

yeay1 it's still snowing today! and it snowed al lthe way through the night, too.

Nothing is open - PO people didn't even bother going in - postmen got sent home at half 9.
(so DH is standing here in the shop chatting...)

The town was rather busy first thing - people doing their Nuclear hops, and I had one customer - he spent £32, for his granddaughter, because he'd been turned away from the train station and thought he'd do his christmas shop on the way home.

Noone else, though.

Sent emails to a couple of customers about the lack of post office service.

Can't decide what time to close - maybe about 3:30 when it starts to get dark.

milano POAS now!!

that was Nuclear SHOPS not hops!

Very strange Milano

Nelly, I put mine out with the trouble makers and she stood as far away as possible watching them with a look of pure disgust on her face! She does like a roll in it, but panicks if she slips the teeniest bit and she?s hilarious teetering along the path . I wanted her shoes taken off but farrier hasn?t been out! Not being cheeky, but if I can get my little Ford Ka along the lane I?m pretty sure he can get his little van along there! I had 6 to do this morning as a friend is doing the evenings for me but she does loads of them in the mornings so to pay her back I had to do them all for her, not just her 2, knackered after then walking to work!

BB hope you?ve got some answers and are feeling reassured

Not much to report here except big boss woman says that we have to keep the office open all day despite everyone else leaving at about 2pm , fair? Me thinks not! And I just realised doggy is due a hair cut today so I have to venture out at lunchtime, really can?t be bothered, plus the car is at home so I?ll have to walk home (20 mins on a good day), try and unstick the car from the curb, then slide to groomers and back, then walk back to work , maybe I?ll try and re-arrange it!

there's no [fbear]!

Morning all, iPhone update so keeping it brief. Tres snowy in London Tawn so of course the transport systems are falling apart. Normally would ge the bus to work but of to DH's aunt's funeral the otherside of London. No trains so in cab...

Love to all and a better catch up ce soir x

No deent snow here since about Sunday, but to cold to melt what we do have (several inches worth), so schools still shut (therefore no toddlers!), physio cancelled this afternoon (not sad about that tbh) but so far scan is still on for tomorrow.
Nelly (Josie too) you're a brave girl horsing around at the mo! Everytime I look at fb one or another of my Edinburgh friends is commenting about how much more snow is falling.

BB has the spotting stopped, you be to see anyone, are you okay?

Milano any news from you? AF still MIA? Has she gone on holiday somewhere warm perhaps? Maybe to visit Escape. Speaking of which, Escape where in the world are you to be getting positively tropical weather like 23c?

Right time to use up my meagre energy supplies to walk into town to buy Christmas cards, to try and meet the deadline in 4 days time (posting to NZ and OZ). Wish me luck. (oh yeah i missed a parcel delivery at 8.25 this morning. WTF? I was still in bed!)

(cause I can!)