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Just MC and ready to try again? Pack your cake, wine and tightie whities and join us for more ranting, weeping and most of all, laughing. All welcome (Part 6)

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KnitterNotTwitter · 23/09/2010 16:10

A lovely place for those either lurking, waiting, WTFing or SWI after MCing...

...with optional fish slapping

OP posts:
Choccybick · 03/10/2010 09:02

okay....... please HADDOCK me
Just POAS on day 25 and of course a BFN

nickstermum · 03/10/2010 09:09

Hey BEE we may be back on speaking terms but still no SWI (shags with intent i think you will find MumA!!) I was too drunk! 3 halves of peroni, and a pimms and i was zig zagging up the street Grin

See, i dont drink normally.... so when i do am just a total disgrace. Had a great night, mostly spent ribbing our Navy pal.....just left his wife after having a fling with a wren.... most entertaining!

loola cat woman....my loola-cat is curled up on my bed as we speak....:) Its bizarre isnt it!? A&R mine def isnt related to SWI as we are having a dry spell in the nicks household... but yours may be. Thankfully the spotting has ceased now, just a bit of discharge. wombat could be stress.. i am not the most relaxed person in the world, thats why its been good to go out and get trashed :) never know... tonight could be the night mwahahahahahah!

IzzyWizzyletsgetbusy · 03/10/2010 09:56

I thought you said POAS Tuesday?!!! Step away from the pee-sticks....

Hey nicks sounds like you had a good night anyway -how's the head this morning? Smile

TMI warning: had some light spotting/brown cm yeserday (cd23) which I am guessing doesn't bode well for this month Sad. UCL is 28-29 days and I ov'd pretty late (cd18) so will be mightily pissed off if this means AF is going to show up even earlier than usual - I need my LP to get longer not shorter!!

. How's it going for you this month?

Wombat33 · 03/10/2010 09:56

oh AandR no wonder you wanted to give sil a miss. Don't blame you!

Nicks the one that really jumps out of your list to of is STRESS! Not that that helps resolve the issue though...

And yes, I'm cooking christmas dinner right now. The turkey's in the oven! Yummy! Friends christmas dinner is and old tradition with uni friends, except we got a bit behind schedule so we're playing catch up. At least this is 'christmas 2009'. 'Christmas 2008' was in april...

BrownB · 03/10/2010 10:21

Wombat - do you do christmas crackers, pudding and everything? Wearing paper hats and telling stupid jokes? I love Christmas. Don't love the hyper lead in, but love Christmas. :)

Sunday?s List:

StarflowerGirl TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD55 BFP

Pinkie08 TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD55

Lottiecrump UCL 27/28 CD48

cheepz TTC#2 cycle 2 (round 4) UCL28 CD46

Littlemiss72 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post MC#2) UCL 28 CD 45

digitalgirl TTC#2 Cycle 3 UCL41 CD37

barrenbrook TTC#1 cycle 4 (post MC#3) UCL 28 CD32

kat2504 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post mc) CD31

Tigger15 TTC#2 cycle 17 UCL24-9 CD28

pinkfondantfancy TTC#1, cycle 2, UCL 30 CD27

Wombat33 TTC#1 Cycle 1 (post MC) UCL 31 CD28

youremindmeofthebabe TTC#2, Cycle 2 UCL31-38 CD27

velvetcu TTC #1 Cycle 2 UCL 30, CD27

Appleblossoms TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 34 CD 26


MamaPower TTC#1, cycle 3 (post MC#2) UCL 25- 27 CD25

choccybick TTC#1 (post mc1) cycle 2 UCL 27 CD25

IzzyWizzyletsgetbusy TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL28-29 CD24

Loola2shu TTC#3 Cycle 2 (post nmc#1) ucl??? (PCOS) CD20

Jamface TTC#2 cycle 3 (post MC#2), UCL 27 - 40 CD16

Freezingmyarseoff TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL28 CD15

Nickstermum TTC#2 cycle 1 post MC UCL 30-40 CD14

LadyBee TTC#2, cycle 2 (round 3) UCL27 CD13

KnitterNotTwitter TTC#2, (round 3) cycle 2 UCL 30 CD10

PrettyVacant1 TTC#1 Cycle 5(round 7)UCL 28-30 CD8

sunchild77 TTC#3 cycle 4, UCL 24-28, CD9

DachshundsRule TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL28 CD8

getawiggleon TTC#2, MC#1, UCL28, CD6
BrownB TTC#1 Cycle 16 (post MC#1) UCL 24-26 CD 2



WTTC:

Sillyness TTC#1 post MC1 WTF cycle

Jollster TTC #2, MC3 conf 16th Aug

BackOnceAgain TTC#3, MC 17th Aug

Shitforbrains TTC#3, MC 1st Sep

Sarahmia TTC#2, MC2

MummyAbroad TTC #2,(MMC#1 31 Mar, ERPC 7 Jul)

Tunnocksteacake

Urbanlolly



MIA:

pippaandpolly

Honeywitch TTC#1

Curlylox TTC#3

delilahbelle TTC#1



RECENT GRADUATES
:

BUnderthebonnet BFP 20 June

Muser BFP 22 June

northerngoldilocks - BFP 12 July

Magic8ballhastheanswers BFP 14 July

Hopefully BFP 22 July

IvySedai BFP 1 August

PenguinsMummy BFP 15th August

batteryhen BFP 18 August

VivClicquot BFP 25 August

Loopymumsy BFP 29 August

CaribouMoo BFP

hairytriangle BFP 21 Sep

BrownB · 03/10/2010 10:23

Oops. My mac has chewed up the stats. Damn!

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 10:28

Oohhhh-kaaaaaay...............
Does anybody else see it?
I'm I in a time warp.
< jumps to the left >

Or am I still a lettle bit drunk....

Ahh, I get it, poor Wombat is having some sort of Groundhog day.
Grin

Hello and a loverly mornin' to you and you and you and you and you.
LadyB sweets, Squishes for you xx
How you feeling?

Nickster you do make me larrf!
Ya light weight!

BrownB · 03/10/2010 10:29

Sunday?s List:

StarflowerGirl TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD55 BFP

Pinkie08 TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD55

Lottiecrump UCL 27/28 CD48

cheepz TTC#2 cycle 2 (round 4) UCL28 CD46

Littlemiss72 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post MC#2) UCL 28 CD 45

digitalgirl TTC#2 Cycle 3 UCL41 CD37

barrenbrook TTC#1 cycle 4 (post MC#3) UCL 28 CD32

kat2504 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post mc) CD31

Tigger15 TTC#2 cycle 17 UCL24-9 CD28

pinkfondantfancy TTC#1, cycle 2, UCL 30 CD27

Wombat33 TTC#1 Cycle 1 (post MC) UCL 31 CD28

youremindmeofthebabe TTC#2, Cycle 2 UCL31-38 CD27

velvetcu TTC #1 Cycle 2 UCL 30, CD27

Appleblossoms TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 34 CD 26
MamaPower TTC#1, cycle 3 (post MC#2) UCL 25- 27 CD25

choccybick TTC#1 (post mc1) cycle 2 UCL 27 CD25
IzzyWizzyletsgetbusy TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL28-29 CD24
Loola2shu TTC#3 Cycle 2 (post nmc#1) ucl??? (PCOS) CD20

Jamface TTC#2 cycle 3 (post MC#2), UCL 27 - 40 CD16
Freezingmyarseoff TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL28 CD15
Nickstermum TTC#2 cycle 1 post MC UCL 30-40 CD14
LadyBee TTC#2, cycle 2 (round 3) UCL27 CD13
KnitterNotTwitter TTC#2, (round 3) cycle 2 UCL 30 CD10

PrettyVacant1 TTC#1 Cycle 5(round 7)UCL 28-30 CD8
sunchild77 TTC#3 cycle 4, UCL 24-28, CD9
DachshundsRule TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL28 CD8
getawiggleon TTC#2, MC#1, UCL28, CD6
BrownB TTC#1 Cycle 16 (post MC#1) UCL 24-26 CD 2

WTTC:

Sillyness TTC#1 post MC1 WTF cycle

Jollster TTC #2, MC3 conf 16th Aug

BackOnceAgain TTC#3, MC 17th Aug

Shitforbrains TTC#3, MC 1st Sep

Sarahmia TTC#2, MC2

MummyAbroad TTC #2,(MMC#1 31 Mar, ERPC 7 Jul)
Tunnocksteacake

Urbanlolly



MIA:

pippaandpolly

Honeywitch TTC#1

Curlylox TTC#3

delilahbelle TTC#1



RECENT GRADUATES:


BUnderthebonnet BFP 20 June
Muser BFP 22 June

northerngoldilocks - BFP 12 July
Magic8ballhastheanswers BFP 14 July

Hopefully BFP 22 July

IvySedai BFP 1 August

PenguinsMummy BFP 15th August

batteryhen BFP 18 August

VivClicquot BFP 25 August

Loopymumsy BFP 29 August

CaribouMoo BFP

hairytriangle BFP 21 Sep

Hope it works this time! Blush

IzzyWizzyletsgetbusy · 03/10/2010 10:35

pv I'm with you on the déjà vu... wombat are you by any chancecooking Christmas dinner for your friends this weekend? Grin

BrownB your mac does not like us...

BrownB · 03/10/2010 10:40

Grrr. I've spent half an hour trying to fix this, and can't figure out what my computer has done. Angry Rather than inflict another list on you that has strange characters at the end... I will go make some breakfast and coffee.

nickstermum · 03/10/2010 11:16

Head ok thanks :) woke up in a good mood for a change!! Did not help the cause DS getting up at half six, but we had some in bed cuddles (and fireman sam) so it was lovely.

wombat are you having a repetitive day be chance?!?! Grin pretty i know, am shockingly cheap, good to see you managed to get out on the sauce too :)

Brown A* for effort!

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 11:36

Went to a mates 30th fancy dress par-tay.
I went as Mary Read.Grin
Meaning couldn't be arsed doing the corset buxom look and also meant I didn't have to have a beard.
Mr.G went in his Dads paisley jimmies his dressing gown and had a towel.
Any guesses?

Took him 2 secs to get ready lazy bugger.

Velvetcu · 03/10/2010 12:25

Do I have permission to POAS? (please say no!!)

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 12:27

Went to a mates 30th fancy dress par-tay.
I went as Mary Read.Grin
Meaning couldn't be arsed doing the corset buxom look and also meant I didn't have to have a beard.
Mr.G went in his Dads paisley jimmies his dressing gown and had a towel.
Any guesses?

Took him 2 secs to get ready lazy bugger.

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 12:35

< does a pelvic thrust >
That was not me.
Straaange things a happnin.

Velvet do it, do it, do it!
I take it its an early response jobby?
I've put my suspenders on......

nickstermum · 03/10/2010 13:27

GAH - who has the deja'vu now??!?!!

LadyBee · 03/10/2010 13:45

Something spooky is happening today!
Just fix up the list

Sunday's List

StarflowerGirl TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD54 BFP
Pinkie08 TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL 28 CD55
Lottiecrump UCL 27/28 CD48
cheepz TTC#2 cycle 2 (round 4) UCL28 CD46
Littlemiss72 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post MC#2) UCL 28 CD 44
digitalgirl TTC#2 Cycle 3 UCL41 CD37
barrenbrook TTC#1 cycle 4 (post MC#3) UCL 28 CD32
kat2504 TTC#1 cycle 1 (post mc) CD31
Tigger15 TTC#2 cycle 17 UCL24-9 CD28
pinkfondantfancy TTC#1, cycle 2, UCL 30 CD27
Wombat33 TTC#1 Cycle 1 (post MC) UCL 31 CD28
youremindmeofthebabe TTC#2, Cycle 2 UCL31-38 CD27
velvetcu TTC #1 Cycle 2 UCL 30, CD27
Appleblossoms TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 34 CD 26
BrownB TTC#1 Cycle 15 (post MC#1) UCL 24-26 CD 26
MamaPower TTC#1, cycle 3 (post MC#2) UCL 25- 27 CD25
choccybick TTC#1 (post mc1) cycle 2 UCL 27 CD25
IzzyWizzyletsgetbusy TTC#3 cycle 2 UCL28-29 CD24
Loola2shu TTC#3 Cycle 2 (post nmc#1) ucl??? (PCOS) CD20
Jamface TTC#2 cycle 3 (post MC#2), UCL 27 - 40 CD16
Freezingmyarseoff TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL28 CD15
Nickstermum TTC#2 cycle 1 post MC UCL 30-40 CD14
LadyBee TTC#2, cycle 2 (round 3) UCL27 CD13
KnitterNotTwitter TTC#2, (round 3) cycle 2 UCL 30 CD10
PrettyVacant1 TTC#1 Cycle 5(round 7)UCL 28-30 CD8
sunchild77 TTC#3 cycle 4, UCL 24-28, CD9
DachshundsRule TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL28 CD8
getawiggleon TTC#2, MC#1, UCL28, CD6

WTTC

Sillyness TTC#1 post MC1 WTF cycle
Jollster TTC #2, MC3 conf 16th Aug
BackOnceAgain TTC#3, MC 17th Aug
Shitforbrains TTC#3, MC 1st Sep
Sarahmia TTC#2, MC2
MummyAbroad TTC #2,(MMC#1 31 Mar, ERPC 7 Jul)
Tunnocksteacake
Urbanlolly

MIA
pippaandpolly
Honeywitch TTC#1
Curlylox TTC#3
delilahbelle TTC#1

RECENT GRADUATES
BUnderthebonnet BFP 20 June
Muser BFP 22 June
northerngoldilocks - BFP 12 July
Magic8ballhastheanswers BFP 14 July
Hopefully BFP 22 July
IvySedai BFP 1 August
PenguinsMummy BFP 15th August
batteryhen BFP 18 August
VivClicquot BFP 25 August
Loopymumsy BFP 29 August
CaribouMoo BFP
hairytriangle BFP 21 Sep

Velvet have you been holding on all this time? if so, pee for gods sake woman whether it's on a stick or not.
If not. Nah, wait til tomorrow and do with FMU.

LadyBee · 03/10/2010 14:01

Nickster sounds like a great night off out, there's nothing quite like getting rat arsed when you don't normally Grin. It's been a while since I was properly pickled but now that I know my bestfriend is about a week in front of me cycle-wise if it doesn't work for her (she's doing IUI) and it doesn't work for me you can bet we'll be hitting the local cocktail lounge with a vengeance in the week before her next round.

If your cycle is a 30-dayer this time around I reckon you should probably go for it tonight and try to get another one in a couple of days after...got any vaguely erotic movies around? I'm seriously thinking of trying to find something a bit saucy to watch tonight - woke up this morning feeling a bit warmer than usual and bingo! straight to a peak on my CBFM. Temp was up too so I'm panicking quietly hoping that if we get another SWI in tonight I'll catch the egg. Think DH has an inkling about it but just trying not to stress too much.

PrettyV I'm feeling about 10000000x better emotionally at the moment, than I was last month. It's amazing what a difference some time can make. I think it helps knowing that my appt with the consultant to see results of my test will fall a day after my next AF is due, so if I am lucky enough to get a +ve then, I won't be worried about not finding out results in time to start treatment if anything is nec. Sorry, that's a bit confusing Confused.

Can't think who your DH would have been in paisley jimjams though...someone v louche? or a boxer (with the towel). A louche boxer?
To my shame, I don't even know who Mary Read is Blush

Aha! I knew there was something interesting up there.
Izzy spotting 5 dpo...hmmm...can I just fan the flames of symptom spotting and whisper implantation bleed Grin. Sorry if that's not helpful in maintaining some sort of pretence of normality in the tww.

nickstermum · 03/10/2010 14:12

Ah ha ha - bee glad i am not the only one about mary read.... i was just too chicken to own up :) PJs and dressing gown.... Steptoe? (or is that string vest?)

bee good stuff about the peak... i am just going off dates etc... winging it as such!! Good for you are feeling better emotionally.

Talking of saucy, my DH downloaded me some books for my iphone... well... Blush talk about Porn!!! its hilarious.... will have to recite some to you to get you all in the mood... it would work if i couldnt stop laughing Grin

LadyBee · 03/10/2010 14:16

Pretty - I can't remember, sorry, but I know you've had several of the ol' fuckers (MC) as well as the molar. Did you ever get any possible diagnosis on that side?

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 14:24

GrinGrin
LadyB Glad you're feeling betterer Smile
Mary Read was an imfamous Lady pirate, she dressed as a man though and drank most of them under the table.
Ver me!
Mr.G,Louche??
You've met him then. Grin
Are you secretly stalking me and you've seen the drunken pics on Facefook.
Ver apt description, he'll be made up! Grin
Nope to the boxer though.
Clue: He always knew where his towel was.

Any more takers??
Prize of a fish knife to the winner. Grin

LadyBee · 03/10/2010 14:32

Oh I know I know.

PrettyVacant1 · 03/10/2010 14:33

X posts with you both soz.

Nope Nicks not Steptoe although you are also scarig me as I'm convinced you've seen pics too. Grin
Only kidding, he hates the camera and always looks pissed or pissed off.

Me, [hmmm] yeah,I have high NK cells and took part in a trial for steriods in Nov last year.
It was working fine, got to 12 weeks and then it turned out it was molar so fooked anyways.
When I (eventually) get diffed again I'm straight back on the 'roids.
Be very unlucky if molar happens again so fingers crossed next time should be the one.

Choccybick · 03/10/2010 14:34

I reckon MR G was being Hugh Heffner - the playboy Daddy.

LadyBee · 03/10/2010 14:34

huh. Lady Pirate and a louche towel wearer. You are sounding scarily like one of my closest friends.

Nah. Couldn't be.

Just don't tell me you have injury caused by absinthe.

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