Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30’s, TTC since the Black Death.

[BarbiesBeaver]

Ahoy Gin Hags, behold the Hendrick?s Palais, the finest sea goin? vessel that ever left these God forsaken shores. Packed with comely wenches and salty seamen, I be lookin? for a BESHly crew to travel the seas in search of booty. Land lubbers lackin? a twisted disposition need not apply.

Let me shiver yer minges with tales of the fearsome Droid Monster, who raises his bloody head each month, and the dreaded 2WOOFL, where the vaguest signs can be espied from the top o? the Crow?s Nest.

Get ye to the Brig, yer scurvy dogs, where Roger the Cabin Boy will see to yer needs, or apply the Cat O? Nine tails to yer britches if ye should mutter the oaths of Babydust.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho(es).

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

lozenge I am so fucking please i could pee my pants!! Just had to do a silent scream as my dad has gone for a kip. :o think my face might split from grinning :o:o:o:o

How you feeling? and bless MrLs enthusiasm. Has he chosen names yet? :o

right I would like hopon to complete the set now or I am going to feel a bit disloyal otherwise.

Can i just clarify to you all about boos cats: Daisy was always called Daisy and Tim was called Armon Rah (rescue names) which is a rubbish name for a cat so I renamed him Tim and it just stuck. Simon Pegg would have been my inappropriate crush except its not inappropriate at ALL but perfectly sane and reasonable. (i luff him)

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Oh, Lozza, I am literally sobbing with joy for you as I type this! When I read it, I screamed 'YES!YES!YES!' and the upstairs flat banged on the floor/ceiling! (Oopsy!)

I think I speak for everyone when I say that this was the win we've all been hoping and praying for. 3 years is inhumane. Oh, I wish I was there in person to properly hug and kiss you! KISSKISSKISSKISS!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

The boyf's reaction is the dream reaction too! Worth waiting for, eh? Oh, this is brilliant! Brilliant! And me, you and Rocket are going to be really close in everything we go through, so that'll be lovely. HUZZAH!

Isn't it funny that so many of us have won from either getting FC stuff sorted out or getting a FC knockback?! Perhaps just the very mention of such places boosts fertility!

PS Am massive Spaced fan too. But am an even bigger fan of BESH-winning!

FANTASTIC!!! SOOO pleased for you Loz & Lil'Loz (stolen from Poll)

Oh how wonderful Lozza! You must be in a daze of delight! Isn't it mad to find out after THREE YEARS that everything is in full working order?!? So happy for you lovely. Two diffs in half a thread, this is unprecedented!

This makes me the longest standing BESH in the palace (I'm not counting BESHES who don't post). Have I been trying longest too? This will be month 14. And going towards AC has had no magical effects on me so far...

Oh. My. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!

That is just THE best news, ever. I am so, SO thrilled for you lovely Lolly . About bloody time the universe listened.

Oh my goodness. There's something in my eye.

Brilliant. Just BRILLIANT.

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(month 14 was lucky for me Lyra )

Amazing! !!!!!!!!! So so so happy for you!!

Although not been on here for that long this is month 18 for me lyra and even actual fertility treatment hasn't had the magical effect yet......

Anyhoo not taking away from the loveliness that is more fantabulous BESH wins

That means it must be your turn next Lyra.

Cycle 14 was my winner too, Lyra and the one with the same birthday as you, isn't it?' (Lyra) - I don't massively gossip about you all, but I do talk a bit and share the highs and lows and it shows he's really listened Worra guy!
(Although I don't want to be accused of being obsessed with turns, again. Ahem )

Remember our motto - NO BESH LEFT BEHIND

Fuck. Am sat on DLR with tears rolling down my cheeks. I am so happy for you Laurie. So happy.

Kalooo kalay. What a frabjious day lozz! This is the Besht news evahh!! NO ONE LEFT BEHIND!!! 3 years takes you to some pretty depressing corners, but you can put all that behind you now, coz you haz won your baybeeee. The forces of BESH are strong!

lycramankini you'll get yours my lovely, I had two magic natural after tonnes of AC and only one AC updiff. You have had a really tough year with your lovely Lyrapops recently, and you time will come soon. Have a big snog headbutt from me!

Won't it be great for the 3 of you to be at the same stage! I love it when palace diffs come in batches :)

Thankyou thankyou thankyou. You all have me laughing & crying in equal measures.

A massive "up yours" to the FC. Beautifully timed letter arrived THIS MORNING telling the boyf that his 2nd JIAP results were lower than normal.

God, I don't want to come over all knowing when I'm 5 mins diffed, but really, 3 years of trying, pliz to no-one ever give up. Or do - I kind of had

Now I have to just hide my heavy norks & no-one will know..........

Bollocks, out tonight with my binge-drink buddies. Antibiotics don't wash with them, I'm going to invent some crazy stress-funny-turn-don't-drink-or-you'll-die kind of illness. Maybe relate it to lauriebro - they won't dare question that, surely?

By the by bro is home & he no longer has the plastic bag hellraiser hand combo on show. He now looks like the invisible man bandaged up to the hilt. Bless.

Oh, & I love Spaced too.

Today should be a sad day for me because it's my due date from the ectopic. But, you know what? I am so bloody happy at Laurie's news that I can't be sad at all. I have just realised that it's all going to work out. There will be baybees for all BESHes, even if it takes a bloody long time and lot of heartache to get there. No BESH left behind.

My dear Laurie, I am sorry to be so late to congratulate you: I've been in a meeting all morning. I am more deeply, profoundly glad than I can possibly convey. Very much love to you & yours. XXX

Too true muser. Lovelylaurie's win has been so long and hard fought for that I reckon we're all really feeling the victory and inspiration. Proving the power of BESH.

I've been having a little trouble with my contact lenses on and off for the past three hours or so...

muse that really is so lovely. Obviously you're going to be thinking all sorts today, so if I've managed to put a smile on your face, that's ace.

head thank you.

And I am now lost for words. Except to say I knew last night when I sneaked a spoonful of nutella straight from the jar (pliz not to judge) & thought it tasted funny. If test hadn't come up positive this morning I'd have thought I was dying.

Judge? Is that not how you're meant to eat nutella?

Muse you made me cry.

I am going to eat Nutella pancakes in celebration.

muse you also made me cry. such lovely words. mmm nutella.....

Please don't leave me behind on barren island even if you leave Cap'nJack for company, I won't be happy. pwhooaar, I've lusted after him since I was 14......maybe I would be ok {grin]

Muse Your words are very sweet and kind and lovely

TWOPINKLINESLORRY Oh, holy fuck, YES! I am so, so, so, so pleased for you. Almost didn't dare check in today because was worried.

Also on DLR in tears because of inspirationalmuse. And not actually nekkid dancing because of DLRness, but am doing so in head.