do you tend to shit on xmas day or not

[WillieWalsh]

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and at what time

On Baby Jesus' birthday!?

No, I take laxatives up to the big day to clear the system, then take them again after boxing day.

All bran is good if you have problems in that area

No but I will be picking my nose and eating it

Never

rofl
"and at christmas too"
did i ever tell you the story of hte old mad lady who lived near parents? she was nice but a loner and hated fussing

died in own house

discoevred after a week. no family near iirc

local paper" and at this time of year"

NO its bad when ANYONE dies, not worse in december!!!

yes at four hourly intervals.

bil was once stuck in our loo for hours on christmas day with constipation.

Lol actually remember when our loo broke at our new years eve party
Had a few extra gifts that night!!

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Am LOVING that people are actually seriously answering the question.

No time to stop for a poo in my house!

Goodness no this is an event we like to save for Boxing Day about mid morning, as a family

I like to evacuate my bowels when the Queen's Speech is on.

Yes. I put on my special Christmas PJs, pour myself a glass of bubbly and go for a nice Christmas morning shit. It's tradition in our house.

I do it just after I've put the sprouts on a low simmer, and by the time I'm done, the sprouts are ready to drain

Well I am planning to include it in the schedule after I have decided whatt to wear

Usually I like a crap in the morning, but on christmas day I think it's rather special to save it till later. Don't you think? I hear it's what they used to do in the olden days and tradition is very important here.

lol morning

It sounds like a euphamism

"I'd give it a couple of minutes in the upstairs lavvey dear heart...I've just drained the sprouts"

no.

I ingest copious amounts of glitter on 23rd December, and then do a Christmas Eve sparkly poo.

When DD gets up on Xmas morning - voila - magic reindeer poo.

Yesterday in Marks & Sparks, I saw festive toilet paper. Yes, that's festive toilet paper embossed with pretty hollies and happy penguins. And it cost significantly more than the bog-standard loo roll (see what I did there? ). So I guess someone must be shitting on Christmas day

pmsl@Martha!

ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yes. Copiously and biliously. I like to tinkle Reindeer Bells and burn orange peel while I do. The family gathers round and sighs happily.

Who is seriously answering the question squeaver?

I am going to seriously answer the question:

I expect so.

I expect it will be in the morning.

Maybe again some time in the evening.

I may even go in our outside loo, for we have one, and I bet that is something very few Mumsnetters can claim .

Hth xx