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do you tend to shit on xmas day or not

47 replies

WillieWalsh · 16/12/2009 21:42

fgs

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WillieWalsh · 16/12/2009 22:06

i did one today that was almost worthy of mass admiration

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CybilServant · 16/12/2009 22:09

oh god too much information. Dd you stick a flag in it?

dearprudence · 16/12/2009 22:10

at mp and martha!

Bleatblurt · 16/12/2009 22:10

Bloody well hide the Christmas topic you bloody great big grinch! What are you doing in here when you hate all these threads. Go suck some more lemons.

writes letter to Santa telling on Willie

MitchyInge · 16/12/2009 22:13

aww mr hanky, the christmas poo!

morningpaper · 16/12/2009 22:16

My DH always does his Number Twos in our outside loo

If he knew I'd confessed that I would have to find another husband

CybilServant · 16/12/2009 22:17

he sounds like a very considerate chap. My dh poops at work, on pain of death

GooberAndTinsel · 16/12/2009 22:18

I have The Snowman loo paper for the shit of christ's day.
Baby Jeez would be proud.

MitchyInge · 16/12/2009 22:21

I don't think we have enough threads about poo

the other day I had to flush about 8 times to get rid of one of my more impressive works

wish I had taken a pic of it to put here

bibbitybobbitysantahat · 16/12/2009 22:22

WWJD?

WilfSell · 16/12/2009 22:24

Am actually weeping at this thread.

WilfSell · 16/12/2009 22:25

Genius bibbity

CybilServant · 16/12/2009 22:25

I've got an advent calendar version of one of these

MitchyInge · 16/12/2009 22:28

ah mine was like type 6 on that chart

but came about a third of the way up the bowl

I will remember him fondly

CybilServant · 16/12/2009 22:29
TheCrackFox · 16/12/2009 22:29

IMO type 6 would have me going to bed for half the day. Tis not normal.

Ivykaty44 · 16/12/2009 22:30

Its not just any poo,

SpottyXmasStockings · 16/12/2009 22:31

PMSL! ....my kids will not go without

MitchyInge · 16/12/2009 22:33

(I have polypooic IBS innit)

an apooic Christmas would be the stuff of nightmares actually

LadyOfTheFlowers · 16/12/2009 22:33

I like a good Xmas poo myself.

bibbitybobbityhat · 15/05/2010 00:08

Roffle at this. Was searching for an old thread of mine and look what I dredged up. The op was, I fear, a little bit fed up with the Christmas topic! Made me laugh again, anyway.

LadyBone · 19/05/2010 08:18

no way!

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