Kirstie's (Location, Location, Location) Christmas is on TV now

[Lapsedrunner]

build a bear workshop.... £15

It's like Jeremy Kile...utter rubbish, but so compelling!! It's a such a guilty pleasure!

Thats one ugly bear

...or a super quick and easy sock monkey?? Cute fluffy socks £2.50 for 2 pairs from primark....2 hours to make....end result cute soft toy kids love as much as £75/metre bear

I feel like shouting 'Show me your Christmas budget'!

LOL, yes I'm still watching it....WHY??????

'Priceless presents that don't cost the earth'

Who is she kidding? Although it is nice to showcase craftspeople on a prime time show I suppose.

John Lewis do basic sewing machines for £49 which is somewhat less than the £100 she's suggesting.

Kerrist.

I can handsew, machine sew, make chutney and fanny about with ribbon flowers.
I didn't have to travel to 'artisan's workshops' to do it.

Why can't they do a programme about 'look at what you can learn to do with a library card and google.

The amount of time all of this will take is worth a small fortune itself!

Kerrist.

I can handsew, machine sew, make chutney and fanny about with ribbon flowers.
I didn't have to travel to 'artisan's workshops' to do it.

Why can't they do a programme about 'look at what you can learn to do with a library card and google.

oh dear, she's gone delusional now!

'No-one can work it out'

I worked it out, do I win a prize?!

Ooh look, trustafarians in the kitchen, this should be good.

Yeah...she's not doing it with a crying baby or maniac toddler in the background is she!!!

'it's usually me making people cry..'

hehehe

She is a stupid Bedales educated, silly trollop and what on earth was she thinking on the red lipstick day? Her bra was also very badly chosen, made her look like a man with moobs

Um. My zester is like that. From tesco.

I knew it, she doesnt inhabit my world!

she's being paid to do this though

that's the difference

who's this cook woman? she looks like Jools Oliver in 15 years

I heart her kitchen though despite the nasty range cooker beast.

i think her 1980's Liberty retro-blouse looks like several things i have decided agaist buying in charity shops...

'My favourite ribbons and trimming shop'

OMG who has the time to go to a special ribbon shop for presents?????

'happy xmas dad'..erm, even i can do a better dad pressie.

i have a feelin sh is about to spend more on wrapping than i did on the present though. good. someone has to keep those cutesy little shops open...

She looks like my mum, despite being only 3 yrs older than me

oh dear