DD got a late present from her Granny today, and in it we found...

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A lovely purple skirt, a white top and.....

a gecko.

Or possibly a shilling.

a false tooth

£20

Half chewed sweet

Dead animal

a packet of 3

Condom

Month old satsuma

Hob nail boots

Half used tube of Anusol that accidentally found its way into the packet

with a pube attached

a mooncup

£20 would have been great, but no...

a dried up worm

An egg
Meerkat
Copy of Razzle

a stick on bra?

Bar of soap?

tampons

Hearing aid?

a leaflet about stds

a murray mint and a hairy hankie?

a used tissue

Pair of wellies?

dentures?

a love letter from granny's toyboy

No one has got it yet...

a Tena Lady

Toilet roll?

a thong

A bra

Werthers Originals?