<<wail>>, my santa loo seat cover is too small!!!

[psychomum5]

that is all.....I am sad, so posted about said sadness.

Ok.

You can't crap on santa!

for both toilets, or just the working one?

Oh, am going to CP in the morning if you wanna come

loo seat cover - no crapping on santa

.....what is CP???

I have my last CBT at 10.30 tho, would it fit in??

What is CP? And do I wanna come too?

oh, and just the downstairs loo at the mo.......upstairs one is not yet fitted, and the old one has not been cleaned today (seeing as it is going to loo heaven), so the cover is not going on, as it would be germy.

not sure if it will fit the new one.....

cp would be castlepoint, and sure goober, just come to bournemouth.

Erm, can do an hour there before cbt if you want? Have no money for coffee, tis just returning stuff and then asda if I can be arsed

no money my end either............all went on the talent show today.

yup, can do an hour before CBT

goober, you are more than welcome, of course, you may need to travel a bit

Aww, I liked the sound of you loo seat cover! Could you just fit it in some bizarre way to one of the kids bedroom chairs or something - seeing as they love it so much?

not sure on fixing it to chairs.......I am pondering attaching elastic tho to see if that will make it fit better tomorrow.....

I have a massive sewing box bag of tricks to do said things with fortunately.

I am still miffed tho that whoever made the sodding thing thinks that loo are tiny.

maybe it was mis-named and is in fact a potty cover

ewww!
mum used to put one on her toilets growing up - on the inside santa was covering his eyes with his gloves, and on the top he was smiling -

think of all the germs and stuff it would get on it!!

( or are you joking?)

nope, not joking......but I clean my loo every day so I am confident it would be ok.

unless the boys use it for target practise and then of course it would be going in the bin!!

Sorry, it is wine o'clock in the birdy house!

ncbirdy

oh, dear, what a shame!

at diffID, as she is clearly not feeling the empathy properly!!!

Who,me?

yes, YOU!!!

NEH!

I can play that game!!

NIMES MIGGER!

Watch it you two or I will be round with Granny's kitchen scissors...