<<wail>>, my santa loo seat cover is too small!!!

[psychomum5]

that is all.....I am sad, so posted about said sadness.

[psychomum5]

Well I thought so.

anyhoo....come here and answer for me, I am being ignored in my strife sob

[Flamesparrow]

they will all be fooled. It will be mayhem I tell ya

[psychomum5]

think of how rosy everyones cheeks will be

and think of the screams from all the females who visit, seeing the facial hair

[Flamesparrow]

Make up could be interesting!

[psychomum5]

still won;t fit....tis now a mirror cover so that everyone will look all festive and like santa

[Flamesparrow]

I was holding out hope of Man buying a new toilet seat to be used every xmas

[NCRedBreastedBirdy]

Disipline is a big thing in my house you know Psycho (ie it is a big thing for the kids to dream up new ways to avoid it )

Well I think the loo cover is lovely although I was a bit disturbed by how many differnt pictures of Santa Toilet Cover there are on google images

[psychomum5]

well Flame, that is where you are wrong!

It won;t be manky, cos it doesn't fit

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

get a picture of Santa and stick it it the room instead.

[Flamesparrow]

That is not what I was picturing... it will indeed be manky in 2 seconds flat. just ONE person dribbling on the seat and putting the lid down....

[psychomum5]

lovely!!!

I was laughing at the 'cute' and 'puppy dog eyes' and missed the Y

[psychomum5]

hey mahamai......no need for sheepish, you were lots of fun and lovel to meet

and the entertainment value of your sex advice will stay with me forever!

sorry you guys but PMSL at the ineffective discipline..........you are worse than ME at telling off!!

and yes, loo seat cover is lie that, only obviously smaller.

[NCRedBreastedBirdy]

It is a one off

OOhhh, is it like this one Psycho?

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

Fank yoo!

[NCRedBreastedBirdy]

I know a breeder of them - they have no effect.



Oh ok, you are off the hook for now... next time though I will not be sparing the rod young lady...

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

aw, go on, forgive me?

[NCbirdy]

That is the silliest thing I have seen in ages

I don't care about fluffy bunnies and stuff though - I am a mother it takes more than puppy dog eyes to get round me you know!

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

you're not going to punish me. I'm too cute

[Mhamai]

Sorry about your loo seat and probably a million other things from last weekend.

Hi Sazisi

[NCbirdy]

Night Psycho!

dID, now, punishments...

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

night- hope you have santa loo seat cover nightmares!
Not really!

[psychomum5]

NC....

sazisi.........yes, I did, I found it today but was just logging in and out for something and meant to get back to you.....sorry, completely forgot....I will ASAP tomorrow morning





now, am off to bed, goodnight one and all

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

I hate you!

[Sazisi]

psycho, at risk of sounding like a crazed stalker, did you get an email from me?

[NCbirdy]

dID, that is disgusting, please get to your room until you learn how to conduct yourself in public

Psycho, it is ok, you were in the loo with Santa so I know you are totally erm... innocent