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Christmas words/phrases that make you cringe

186 replies

EducatingArti · 23/12/2024 14:33

Do you have any Christmas words or phrases that make you cringe.

Mine are:
Crimbo
The Big Day
Magical.

The latter two are partly because I think it puts too much pressure on people to do something that isn't attainable - too much emphasis on things being perfect during a particular 24 hour period.

Little children will be happy and excited (and probably get overwhelmed and overtired and have tantrums) if they have family who love them, some presents from family and Santa and some treats/special food and some decorations like a Christmas tree. Beyond this I'm not sure what "making it magical" really means. It will be what it will be and children will react however they react.

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StormingNorman · 28/12/2024 22:48

Gettingbysomehow · 28/12/2024 18:35

The Big Day what's big about it. It's just Christmas.
Sweet treats.....just fuck off it's sweets, cake or pudding NOT sweet treats.
Posh chocs..give me strength.
I need a lie down now.

Posh chocs!!!! MN needs a site update to autocorrect chocs to chocolates.

daffodilandtulip · 28/12/2024 23:11

I've already heard "see you next year" chuckle chuckle.

LaMarschallin · 29/12/2024 10:42

Hearing numerous versions of "All that build-up and it's just one day" at church this morning put a serious crimp in my Christian thoughts this morning.
You know it's just one day! It's always been just one day! Were you expecting a sudden declaration of a month of festivities this year!?

Ahem.
Peace be with you 🙏

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 30/12/2024 18:50

casualjesamine · 28/12/2024 18:28

I'm with others on 'Crimbo' - equally 'holibobs' that some people use throughout the year. Similarly, I can't stand 'gifted', which also isn't just used at Christmas.

Holibobs makes me want to throw up 😂 god it's awful 😂

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 30/12/2024 18:52

I love all the cranks on this thread 🤣

westernlights · 30/12/2024 19:09

My husband gifted me....

Shoot me now...

izzy2076 · 30/12/2024 19:19

When people on instagram bang on about cheese 'I am at this point, 80% cheese.' 'All the cheese' I mean cheese is ok and that but do shut up. It tends to be the aspirational ones who don't want to admit to being 80% walnut whip/celebrations.

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 30/12/2024 19:52

I’ve seen a couple of posts on facebook now that say I was too busy having fun and concentrating on the moment to take pictures but Christmas 2024….you were a blast or words to that effect.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 30/12/2024 19:59

Hate the term “big ticket item”. Don’t know why.

MajorCarolDanvers · 30/12/2024 20:02

rainbowsparkle28 · 24/12/2024 23:48

Crimbo.
Also - it's not Santa, it's Father Christmas 😂

Edited

Oh no it’s not.

the big man is Santa to us Scot’s and many others.

FC is an English dude.

BuzzYourGirlfriendWoof · 30/12/2024 21:18

Referring to the days in between Christmas and New Year as “Chrimbo Limbo” 🙄

mathanxiety · 31/12/2024 04:09

Oh no, @GlomOfNit , thank you.

That was even cathartic for me.

mathanxiety · 31/12/2024 04:14

loropianalover · 25/12/2024 12:46

I’m Irish and live in Ireland, I guess I ‘better not’ be here 🤣🤣 ‘Santy’ is so cringe and country.

It's as Dublin as Clery's clock.

Clafoutie · 31/12/2024 04:49

MrsTerryPratchett · 23/12/2024 22:44

I LOVE Xmas. Easy to write, easier to spell, inoffensive (although many people will tell you it's not).

Magic I agree. It's not magical. It's hard work and pretending it's all done by a fat male housebreaker to avoid giving the women credit annoys me.

'Pressies' irrationally pisses me off. No idea why.

I LOVE Xmas. Easy to write, easier to spell, inoffensive (although many people will tell you it's not).

Those people being Christians?

DappledThings · 31/12/2024 07:36

Clafoutie · 31/12/2024 04:49

I LOVE Xmas. Easy to write, easier to spell, inoffensive (although many people will tell you it's not).

Those people being Christians?

If there are Christians saying Xmas is offensive then they are Christians ignorant of where the X comes from.

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 09:27

If there are Christians saying Xmas is offensive then they are Christians ignorant of where the X comes from.

Indeed.
I used to dislike "Xmas" as I thought people were just replacing "Christ" with "X" for convenience or something.
Then one year I decided to make pashka (a Russian Easter pudding) which is traditionally decorated with an X (I did mine in almonds) and a footnote explained about the Greek letters for the name of Christ, so I made my peace with "Xmas".
I still prefer to use "Christmas" myself but I know now the X isn't disrespectful.

ExpensiveDecoration · 31/12/2024 09:51

We do the one at a time opening thing, no oohing and aahing though, just makes it last a bit longer and everyone can see what everyone else got. It started when the DCs were young and there were a lot of presents from absent god-parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents in the piles (DH's family always exchange in advance if not seeing each other on the day) so I could keep track of who had given what to each DC and make a note for thank you letters and also just to keep track so they'd know who had given them what.

I don't mind most of these TBH but Twixmas/Twixtmas/Betwixtmas irritate me beyond belief, so twee.

Also gifted. I know it is not incorrect English but it sounds so pretentious. Gave, you gave someone a present.

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 10:01

ExpensiveDecoration

so I could keep track of who had given what to each DC and make a note for thank you letters and also just to keep track so they'd know who had given them what.

Exactly what we did. And now what my DD does with DGC.
I also used to worry that smaller presents could get lost in an unwrapping frenzy and get thrown away with the paper.

@Wavescrashingonthebeach

I love all the cranks on this thread 🤣

That's nice.
Presumably, the "cranks" are the ones who don't think like you? Which ones are we they?

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 31/12/2024 10:05

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 10:01

ExpensiveDecoration

so I could keep track of who had given what to each DC and make a note for thank you letters and also just to keep track so they'd know who had given them what.

Exactly what we did. And now what my DD does with DGC.
I also used to worry that smaller presents could get lost in an unwrapping frenzy and get thrown away with the paper.

@Wavescrashingonthebeach

I love all the cranks on this thread 🤣

That's nice.
Presumably, the "cranks" are the ones who don't think like you? Which ones are we they?

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, I consider myself a bit of a grinch and I was smiling to myself that so many other people get annoyed by so many daft things about Christmas.

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 10:09

@Wavescrashingonthebeach

You're right - wrong stick-end hastily grabbed!
Sorry to have misunderstood Smile (note, I didn't use the emoji in the Santa hat out of respect for your grinch-y tendencies)

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 31/12/2024 10:26

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 10:09

@Wavescrashingonthebeach

You're right - wrong stick-end hastily grabbed!
Sorry to have misunderstood Smile (note, I didn't use the emoji in the Santa hat out of respect for your grinch-y tendencies)

It's OK 😊I can easily see how someone could have read it as me being sarky!
Massive respect to fellow Grinchers 👏 🤣

Clafoutie · 31/12/2024 10:44

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 09:27

If there are Christians saying Xmas is offensive then they are Christians ignorant of where the X comes from.

Indeed.
I used to dislike "Xmas" as I thought people were just replacing "Christ" with "X" for convenience or something.
Then one year I decided to make pashka (a Russian Easter pudding) which is traditionally decorated with an X (I did mine in almonds) and a footnote explained about the Greek letters for the name of Christ, so I made my peace with "Xmas".
I still prefer to use "Christmas" myself but I know now the X isn't disrespectful.

I’m not entirely convinced that most people have this in mind when they use Xmas, but I am happy to be corrected!

DappledThings · 31/12/2024 10:58

Clafoutie · 31/12/2024 10:44

I’m not entirely convinced that most people have this in mind when they use Xmas, but I am happy to be corrected!

It doesn't really matter what they have in mind though. It's where the abbreviation originated so it still means Christmas.

Unless you think everyone who says Xmas is consciously refusing to say the word Christ and thinks they are replacing it with an X as an act of protest.

Nobody is thinking they are doing that. People just use Xmas because it exists as a word and it still means Christmas whether they think it does or not.

LaMarschallin · 31/12/2024 11:49

I was going to reply, @Clafoutie , but DappledThings has pretty much said everything I would have said.
Knowing the origin makes me feel better about the word "Xmas".
Other people's preferences/reasons are up to them.

Oreyt · 31/12/2024 13:34

All been said already.

All the trimmings
Roasties
Yorkies

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