Festive icks

[crispsandnuts]

'With all the trimmings'

I couldn't even type that without my teeth itching.

I'm sure they'll be plenty more...

@Weller123 , I take it you won’t like the antlers on our big fat wooden hippo then. But I won’t tell him- wouldn’t want to upset him.

Fairgame84 you beat me to it!! It's the creepiest looking piece of sh1t ever. Why bother???

Now he is brilliant. I love the antlers on your big, fat, wooden hippo. I’m going to have to completely rethink my antlers and sparkly collar’s on animals ick after seeing him.

He’s lovely!

These three sweet rescue Greyhounds were fundraising for an Irish and UK homeless hound charity at a local supermarket this evening
They were so sweet and well cared for.
Not Ick at all :)

@T1Dmama half of humour is mocking things. It's usually my favourite half.

Some people seem to rail against the very ebbs and flows of popular language usage. It must be hard living your life in a permanent state of irritation.

I do it every Christmas Eve. It's a 'tradition' apparently and I keep threatening to stop doing it but due to the protests of everyone who 'pop in' and my now adult kids I keep doing it. Now I'm sat here procrastinating on my phone, knackered, fed up, hormonal and skint and can't think of anything worse than people 'popping in' all day long to drink my beer. It's not happening next year. I'm announcing it later on when the majority of the 'poppers in' are around. RIP Christmas Eve All Day Buffet, you'll be fondly remembered (just not by me)

People who say they have an ‘open house’ on Christmas Day/boxing day etc. the ones who say they’ve got loads of food and drink and people just pop in and out throughout the day. I have no idea why by I find myself cringing

My mum used to do this on CHRISTMAS DAY morning and invite the whole street round. As a teenager it was a nightmare. Everyone would get oissed and then my mum would complain they’d drunk all her booze

@SockGoddess coming from a house where my parents required about a month's notice for any guest and wanted them out asap this sounds like bliss

Glad pp also have market guilt! I sometimes buy stuff I don’t want as I feel bad for the stall holder. Best I avoid Christmas markets tbh.

A new one: someone's H sulking on Xmas Eve for not getting sex 🙄

Ugh, yes, a new low.

Haha I love this!

@TheaBrandt 😂this made my day!

Are you even human?