Have we had a 2022 Christmas tat for sale yet?

[pinkksugarmouse]

Previous years offerings have made me laugh so much. I apologise if there’s one already but I couldn’t see it.
I start with this. Very family friendly and a bargain at £19.

I have an original Mr Hanky, who inhabits my bathroom for the season. That knock-off Mr Hanky is crap.

These lovely table centrepieces. £7 on my local FB.

Centrepieces are an amazing universe of wonder.

From local FB - dog collar charms.

And Etsy, for the coke head in your life looking for a cheeky bump over the festive period...

Classy.

Lo, thy Xmas wish is granted:*

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294512784920

*if thy can stomach the price, shipping, and import taxes.

May I add these "pretty handmade cards" - 50p each.

Wowsers did they let their kids loose with a load of old cards, a pair of scissors and a glue stick. This was the kind of shite we used to do as kids to pass a rainy afternoon!

Id be embarrassed trying to flog these!

@newrubylane Pretty awful…

And Etsy, for the coke head in your life looking for a cheeky bump over the festive period...

For when the in-laws have got too much and you need all the help you can get. Just spend a lot of time "admiring the tree "

WTAF?!!
Classic. This won't be beaten, I'm sure.

🤣 It’s crap. It certainly is. 🤣🤣 My brother used to love South Park (well before he was old enough that he should be watching it) he would have liked a Mr Hanky then but I think if someone gave him one now he would be mortified.

The coke baubles looks like a good teacher/TA present. Something they can finally use. 🤣🤣🤣

Classic. This won't be beaten, I'm sure.

I questioned your confidence until I looked at the picture. I'm all for not being embarrassed about such things but that is a new low.

I mean, the basic product hardly screams it's been what your Christmas tree has been missing all these years, but the use of the red wool takes it to a new level.

Do you think there's a poo-ey nappy in the medium of crochet as well?

What in the name of all that's holy is this?!? The demonic mouse is going to give me nightmares!

Somebody please buy it so we can burn it and send it straight back to Hades. 😱😱😱

What if burning it releases some kind of demonic Spirit of Christmas Taxidermy Past, though? Possibly best to make it into mice pies and gift it to someone you don't like.

Why would you handle that object long enough to make it into pies?

If you don't like someone, just give them the thing as it is, that's a much clearer message.

If you want your sideboard to look like a nursery craft drying area I got ya:

DH excitedly pointed out Mr Hanky in Smyths. It turns out it was a toy stick from Hey Duggee. 🙄 Why he thought a toy shop in 2021 would be selling South Park memorabilia I'll never know.

You've almost got to admire the brass neck of someone who would sell something that shit. Almost.

I think these were definitely made by an adult because I think children would put more effort into it. Even if they looked a mess they would be mess they would have actually tried.

I have worked in schools and nurseries and was a Rainbow and Brownie leader and it definitely made me think about drying the glue time. I must say though my Brownies were aged 7-10 and the quality would be much better. 🤣

£25 😱😱😱

I'm not a perfectionist type at all, but the finish on that is awful. I'm not a crafty type but give me a plain box and a glue gun and even I could do a better job than that

love this thread.

Eveyr year I think I am just not brassy and cheeky enough and I should be making aselling something.....

I found these, just in case anyone isn't capable of putting some tinsel in a circle or desperately needs some bottles you can't read! The third one I don't mind but the reefs bit made me laugh