Have we had a 2022 Christmas tat for sale yet?

[pinkksugarmouse]

Previous years offerings have made me laugh so much. I apologise if there’s one already but I couldn’t see it.
I start with this. Very family friendly and a bargain at £19.

This morning's offerings. Chocolate balls anyone?

🤣 I know a c*nt I could send one to😆

Thank you! That's brilliant - I just love how passionate the seller is about the item.

The menu...bloody hell! WTF is "Gentlemen's Relish"? I daren't google!

Gentlemens Relish is just a brand of anchovy paste.

It's sold all over the place.

Ah ok! I'd never heard of it.

I wouldn't accept any food from that person just to be on the safe side...

My contribution if anyone has a spare £40 😮

Wow!
Im gobsmacked that this monstrosity still being listed for sale it’s like the gift that just keeps giving.
The Rust under the “frosting” on that quality street tin must have multiplied ten fold by now.

Got to give it to the seller for his optimism though, god loves a tryer!

OMFG

😂

£40 😳 my Brownie Guides aged 7-10 could make a much better wreath than this in a 90 minute meeting including the break for squash & biscuits. 🤣

The ubiquitous logs, sticks and sharpies sound the rounds on my FB at the moment…

*doing the rounds… not sound the rounds..

more gin required

This is quite spectacular.

But this tops it.

Vegetarians, animal lovers, well - everyone, really - look away now.

"My antlers are slipping!" comprises a rat dressed as a reindeer (wired posable antlers and red felted nose).

A mouse dressed as Santa (handmade red robes with brown belt, scarf, Santa hat and beard).

Tiny sleigh with Santa sack and wrapped presents.

Mounted on a wooden block decorated with cotton wool snow.

Block measures approx 29cm x 15cm.'

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/193266241510

ArabellaScott please tell me that's not a real, stuffed rat (shudder)? Its jaunty leaning angle makes me wonder if it was scraped off the road.

Omg that is the stuff of nightmares. Taxidermy rodents and vermin is not something I didnt know I didn't need until now

£85 for the pleasure

Wow I was warned and still I looked and I agree I think this looks like roadkill. 😳
Festive roadkill a gift for the person who already has everything.

I am surprised this is allowed to be sold on Facebook. Surely dead animals is on the banned list. 😳

Tis indeed a festive rat (and festive mouse).

Sorry my bad it’s from Etsy not FB but surely the don’t allow dead rodents to be bought and sold on their site.

Taxidermy has its own whole section!

Yes I see and I wish I could unsee. 😳
On the crochet theme this is for that special someone. A festive shit.

😂😂😂

That is at least a representation of an actual character - Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo, from South Park. Though I didn’t imagine the creators ever imagined him being so popular as merch!

I love that! It's a bit creepy and is most definitely tat and I'm not even sure what it is but I want one!