Am I allowed to unwrap ds's present from neighbour (which I strongly suspect is MONSTER tube of smarties), bung in something lentilly, and rewrap tonight when he is in bed?

[FrannyandZooey]

Or not?

Yes I do MamaG, I am known for being the number one collector of mid to late victorian decoupage and decoupage related objects on the North Suffolk / south norfolk borders for two years running. Actually.

No no, i don't live in a flat. I don't know what decoupage is either. I live in a cottage. Made of mud actually - that really is true.

ok boco, ok, if you say so

No, but I did used to live in a thatched house. And I do have roses, - but I am NOT the rude one. I am very polite and I do NOT need sofas with wipe clean covers. Unlike for example, you.

yes

Whats wrong with Nestle?

Yes tell us something terrible.

nooooo I want to know NOW

don't be SOOOOOOOOO mean

it is christmas the time of year we can legally feed kids chocolate for breakfast

and dinner

and tea

and supper

tease.

MamaGs daughter said something similar about smelling a willy didn't she?

And dp took dd1 and her best friend to the park and then to a cafe, and the girls were messing around on a sofa and lying on each other, so dp pulled dd1 by her leg to slide her along, and she shouted 'you stuck your finger up my bottom!' very loudly and he said that the cafe went very quiet and he got some hard stares.

oh dear

i just spat tea at the moniter

what I meant to say, of course, was

"Boco's flat has that music playng that you hear OF in 70s porn films"

oh yes

Shakeysgirl, Nestle are notorious for their underhand and aggressive marketing of baby formula, especially in the third world where use of formula is not only a ridiculous expense that most families cannot afford, but potentially lethal in areas where there is no clean water

HC was helping ds use a potty once and she reminded him to point his penis into the potty

it was a complete disaster which ended in him weeing all over the floor, because (as I shamefacedly explained) he didn't actually know what a penis was