Am I allowed to unwrap ds's present from neighbour (which I strongly suspect is MONSTER tube of smarties), bung in something lentilly, and rewrap tonight when he is in bed?

[FrannyandZooey]

Or not?

I am allergic to the purchase of Nestle products myself, but in the name of child protection, I will, for your boy, crush said Smarties with my teeth and soak them in (stomach) acid for you.

[fselfless]

I'd remove the crack pipe. It's the long package, next to the organic hemp hairshirt weaved by the 8 year old Nepalese kids.

Really, they're just smarties, and it's not your money that Nestle's grabbed. I can understand not wanting to contribute to their profits, but you're not.

oh and you think I am going to take advice from a body butterer, hmmm?

jesus what a to do over chocolate - is chocolate not just chocolate anymore?

now don't you two start flirting on MY thread

get back to Boco's flat immediately and take

God I siphon of most of the crap gifts people give to my kids. I have a huge stock in a washing basket on top of the freezer. Trouble is I can't bring myself to pass on stuff manufactured by babykillers multi-nationals to other people either.

What to do with 5 kgs of cheap greasy chocolate??

could you compost it Moondog?

arf

Did you mean to give me the smarties?

Yes now RUN LIKE THE WIND

can't be arrussed to read thread, which no doubt has kicked off, but of course you are allowed

he's your ds

I don't think it kicked off Tutter

no we are just arsing about I think

moondog.

Trolley Towers,
Wobbling Arse-on-Cellulite,
The Interweb,
F8T 5O.

Thank you.

I dunno.
Sometimes I gve it to the birds but am worried about gumming up their beaks and arse.

oh [disappointed]

how you doing franny? have been muchly awol so haven';t seen any updates re pregnancy

all well i trust. scan date?

oh god don't give chocolate to the BIRDS

Tutter, had private scan as NHS scan not till Jan and am swelling. All well, small jumping frog inhabiting my womb. Don't feel sick any more either, yay. How are you and smallest Tutter?

(mwah ha ha ha

over the internet no-one can see my Terrys Chocolate Oranges

otherwise they would probably never speak to me again)

Franny, if, when you shake the tubular gift it makes the following sound:

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They are most definitely smarties

Have you hit the magic 12 week mark yet?

Smarties are yuk now that they have removed all the flavourings/e numbers et al.

ah . will you find out the sex?

in sleep deprived limbo land. he wakes between 5 and 10 times a night. it's exhausting and i worry about dropping him in the middle of the night

but he's healthy. i keep focusing on that and trying to be grateful. i had a 2.5 hr lie in today as ILs here (sigh relates to lie-in ratehr than presence of ILs per se)