Perhaps a slim one, with purple/silver decorations.
sort of like this
I am in 2 minds. Part of me likes it, part of me thinks it looks weird.
So I have decided to let you choose.
Vote green, vote black, vote DGAF (Don't Give a Feck) and I'll go with the majority.
If the majority is DGAF I'll forget the tree, stick tinsel on my dh and stand him in the corner till new year!