Wheels I think DH doesn't want to see MIL at Christmas because it doesn't feel very festive there. As much as he's a bit of a humbug he secretly likes everyone being excited around him and MIL doesn't do that - they have to do the same animal care and chores so it's just another day.
I love your version of pigs in blankets. When we were in America a year or so ago we ordered fried chicken and it came with a scone type thing. I thought it was odd but it was really tasty.
Would you consider trying the UK version?
Firefly I think we'll have a look and make a plan based on what we can get for dinner. I'm not averse to a non traditional dinner (we went to a Chinese for Christmas dinner when we spent Christmas in Prague).
Chocolate sometimes getting the frustration out by sobbing is the best thing for you. I can only imagine the stress for you at the moment, look after yourself.
I've attached a pic of an advent calendar for you - mostly because I love it (it's a bit pricey though)
dave I'm joining you for the duvet day. I'm hoping I'm on the mend but I'm so exhausted.
Do you do anything crafty? I find crochet distracts me from anxiety quite well.
I never say dinner. I have lunch and tea 🤷♀️ (although DSIS recently told me she thinks I say lunch to sound posh 😂)
MrsMad I say scones to rhyme with cones and DH says scons. He doesn't eat them though so I ignore his opinion altogether 
I would love to try M&S Christmas food but DH prides himself in making everything himself and wouldn't consider it 🙄
Where are you from originally Fluffy? I'm not sure why, I assumed you lived close to where you were brought up.
fanny it's 'uck' here too. Only person I know who uses 'ooo' is MILs husband and it's his accent (he's from Yorkshire).
BIL is from just outside Wrexham and SIL lives there now. His accent sounds like a medley to me - part north wales, part Liverpool and part something else which is entirely their own.
We use 'tuth brush' etc though.
I am continuing with my online Christmas present research / shopping. I've usually started shopping by now so even though I have plenty of time I'm getting a bit stressed.