What’s on all the Mummy’s Santa lists!? 🎅🏻

[strikingstarlet]

The kiddies sacks are full, all the grand parents are accounted for, We even have a pile for our naughty pony...but what’s on all the very deserving and hardworking mummys list!?

Here’s mine...

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year, I have looked after 3 kids near enough single handedly as DH has either been deployed or working away and I haven’t killed a single one...I even held my s%@& when my youngest tried to shower the cat...

I would like...

The beautiful Mismosa necklace, that is ridiculously expensive and that my husband keeps on avoiding all the flying bricks about that keep coming his way!!
A Strong Girls Club tshirt (I think I deserve it!!)
A Duallly halter for the really REALLY bad pony
A vast amount of gin...

Kind Regards

Lemonys

😍😍😍 @ Pom Pom slippers...

They have made the list!!

I think all the miserable nit picking grinches on this thread who obviously have nothing better to do than be nasty ought to go an fuck themselves they are probably lifetime members of the naughty list....wasn't there a really nice saying that if you didn't have anything nice to say about something....say nothing at all....I should of stayed quiet lol....now I am probably on the naughty list ....

I'm not a miserable git

Herald WOW you sound super intelligent!!....🙄

Wow, people are MEAN on this thread. Someone light-heartedly asks what people want for Christmas, and you tear into her! Some of these comments are just plain nasty.
Happy Christmas OP

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas...your family are really lucky to have such a wonderful and warm person within...Oh wait!!

How about you grow up.

And I think you need to learn how to read before being SUPER obnoxious. Considering all I've contributed to this thread is my own list, a gif of Tom Hardy and some nerd talk.

Hope you get that strong girls tee tho, hun!

It's kind of ironic how superior so many posters here consider themselves when actually they're just showing off their nasty side.

I'm a mean person.

Im getting coal

dear father Xmas,

Please provide a teenager who will get dressed in outdoor clothes without being asked twenty times and without calling me an idiot or telling me to fuck off. Please also change his name from Kevin to something nicer.

Thank you
Frustrated and pissed off of tunbridge wells

fullofxmas

Stop nagging your teenager. Leave them behind if they're not dressed.

They have an important appointment to go to, leaving the behind is not an option.

Sticking scarlet....I hope you get all the lovely things you would like for Christmas....and I hope all the mean posters on here get sweet FA.

I meant striking scarlet lol...

Aww thanks User1479

You too!!...😘

Have you checked out Netmums yet OP?

They have tickers and everything. You'd love it.

user1479

Charming

People are so lovely on mumsnet at the moment (not), FFS people it’s christmas so stop the nastiness.

OP, I hope you have a fab Christmas and you get nice gifts. I’m desperate for some hand warmers but no one has asked me what I would like so I shall have to buy them myself.

We're lovely

I've asked for an electric breast pump (rock n roll!) also regretting not asking for a new GHD hair dryer as I'm sure my current one is on its way out!

Anyone else think User1479 and Starlett are the same person?

They're not the same person.

Or they've never interacted on MN before now at least (with those names)