What’s on all the Mummy’s Santa lists!? 🎅🏻

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The kiddies sacks are full, all the grand parents are accounted for, We even have a pile for our naughty pony...but what’s on all the very deserving and hardworking mummys list!?

Here’s mine...

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year, I have looked after 3 kids near enough single handedly as DH has either been deployed or working away and I haven’t killed a single one...I even held my s%@& when my youngest tried to shower the cat...

I would like...

The beautiful Mismosa necklace, that is ridiculously expensive and that my husband keeps on avoiding all the flying bricks about that keep coming his way!!
A Strong Girls Club tshirt (I think I deserve it!!)
A Duallly halter for the really REALLY bad pony
A vast amount of gin...

Kind Regards

I think you need to write to Santa again OP and tell him you've suggested that people who think that your post was a bit twee/annoying are 'grumps, grinches, miserable, have shrivelled souls' and you think no-one cares about them, they don't get any presents because you imply no-one thinks they're 'worth it' and they must be shitty people.

That's not very nice now is it?

Do crappy, lazy and undeserving mummies get something too?

I'm hoping for:
A Smythson diary

A Skull360 cashmere jumper

Soap

The children to have a nice time

A day where I don't have to think about work and can sit down and maybe read the paper or do something else nice and peaceful without ANYONE TALKING TO ME

A county walk or three. Also runs.

And I'd like a mince pie as I haven't had one yet, with brandy butter crammed under the lid.

MrsReynolds I assume you are YoSaffBridge Reynolds? Does this mean Mal is up for grabs?

No
No it does not
Both kit and mal are mine
All mine

😀❤️

Sleep-not sure that even father Christmas can deliver on that though...

I've been dropping hints for a case of champagne but apart from that I'm easy and I'd appreciate anything thoughtful that he'd helped our dc to get for me as I know they haven't done their shopping yet. We've had a good year one way and another and already feel very lucky so just a day at home with DH and dc will be wonderful even if that's all I get.

A Zara turtle neck ( check- I wrapped it)
A UD palette ( check- see above)
A YSL lipstick in smoking plum ( well he could surprise me).
Pom Pom slippers
Hot water bottle.

I’m happy with just the 1st two but this would be a dream.

Running trainers (I chose, ordered & tried them on to check so am pretty certain of those)
A replacement le pliage bag

I'd also really like:
A haircut & highlights booked & organised for me
Frixion pens
Something (anything) from the DC, just so I know they thought about me. Or that someone else reminded them to thing about me.

Omg I am such a martyr

Oh and I’m not a mum

In that case I'll lay claim to both Winchester brothers and Adam Driver. All you other miserable Grinch bitches, find your own totty.

genever - but I did it correctly so I'm a good girl and Santa will bring me a 'strong SPAG' T-shirt (preens).

I would put it on my pony but he's too naughty

"you're not allowed to play here. The place for people like you is over there ---->"... Ah, reliving school days!

Friendly on here tonight, hey?!

I'm hoping for some sketching pens. I've not mentioned it to anyone though, so not holding out too much hope! Maybe someone will be stumped and give me cash and I can then treat myself to them.

Herald...have you seen last Jedi?
Lordy. I wasn’t much of an Adam driver fan....but I tell you what...the force is with him 😍

I saw it last weekend. Tbh neither was I till then but he completely bowled me over. Now I wholeheartedly ship Reylo.

Very handy that he was semi naked and oiled up when Rey mind-called him, eh?
😍🙄😂

Genever a gift for you.

Mrs you need to follow the emo kylo twitter account.

😂😂😂😂😂

Hell yeah biatch [cracks knuckles]

Prada backpack as a chic nappy bag.
A rather expensive bonsai.
A Ketonix... which I've already opened.
Mermaid Shampoo + other bits from Libertys.
Possibly a Hermes Kelly or Constance?
Sadly Louboutins aren't the baby-friendly shoe, so some cashmere socks will replace them for a few years.

I'd love-

A Rituals Gift Set (which my 4MO has bought me- how considerate of him! )

A certain Bulgari handbag, but it's £1200 so that's the biggest pipe dream in the world! And that's obscene money for a bag. It just looks so nice!

Jason Momoa. Or Paul Rudd. Or Michael Fassbender.

Happy christmas!