What’s on all the Mummy’s Santa lists!? 🎅🏻

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The kiddies sacks are full, all the grand parents are accounted for, We even have a pile for our naughty pony...but what’s on all the very deserving and hardworking mummys list!?

Here’s mine...

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year, I have looked after 3 kids near enough single handedly as DH has either been deployed or working away and I haven’t killed a single one...I even held my s%@& when my youngest tried to shower the cat...

I would like...

The beautiful Mismosa necklace, that is ridiculously expensive and that my husband keeps on avoiding all the flying bricks about that keep coming his way!!
A Strong Girls Club tshirt (I think I deserve it!!)
A Duallly halter for the really REALLY bad pony
A vast amount of gin...

Kind Regards

Kit Harrington in a hammock will do fine
🌲🎁❤

This gif sprung to mind for some reason.

Bought my own presents as I have no one to write a list too , I’m getting:
New running/gym shoes
Gym leggings
Make up
A Roxy hoodie

And ‘fat’, I’m getting fat ,I love Christmas food so have bought myself lots of nice things to eat.

I brought my self a puzzle...

It's of a snowman looking into a window watching a family... but here's the twist... The puzzle picture is what the snow man is seeing so you have to imagine it....

I'm sonrick and roll

What happens of you're not a mummy? Do you not get to do a Santa List? Do only hardworking mummies get to go a list?

FFS it's 2017! Why would anyone wasn't a strong girls club t-shirt 🙄

Jesus, why all the snarky remarks on this thread? God forbid we might have a bit of frivolity or happiness at Xmas, eh

Right now, all I can deal with is some corny festive cheer.

Some nice ideas...

I’m beginning to thing I sold myself short!! 😂

Maybe I’ll amend...

To the rest of the grinch’s don’t worry maybe someone will think you are worth it next year!!!....

We're not getting each other pressies but in an ideal world

Cake decorating class, a weekend away in a posh hotel & raspberry gin 😊

Crispy Duck (is it as shrivelled up as your soul!?)

I didn’t say I was a Strong Girls tshirt just that I wanted one....

You are totally right though, we should all be into the exactly same thing...that would make for an exciting life...🙄

Bet you are ahoot in real life!!

Striking are you as twee IRL as you are on here? I find it a bit odd after a good few negative comments to your post you choose to respond to me. Nethuns is >>>>that way.

Here's a link Nethuns

Don’t take it personally (if you take the time to read) there a few other..

Off you pop now and take your misery elsewhere...🙄

I've been really 'naughty' this year. Hopefully that means I won't get a strong girls T-shirt

Ohhhh you will get a naughty girls t shirt

Im buying a new dressing gown to me on behalf of 2yo ds

Christ, if you can't have a bit of twee at Xmas, when can you?

Sounds like some posters are looking ahead to a bleak Xmas and want to share the misery. Sad.

To the rest of the grinch’s don’t worry maybe someone will think you are worth it next year!!!..

Maybe you will stop being so twee next year. There is always hope...

Oh and I will be getting presents this year thank you

A lovely wine glass
Any books at all
Treadmill (not going to happen)
Jammies
Make up
Perfume
Anything that makes me feel I've been thought about, in the way I've thought about everyone else so much.

Jesus nothing worse than people looking down on others for any reason. Being a little bit twee isn’t exactly a crime get over yourselves it’s Xmas.
I’d like chocolate...it’s a given so I’m good, anything else is a bonus. Merry Xmas. 🎄🎄

Witchy probs not so off you pop with the rest of the grumps...

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas...your family are really lucky to have such a wonderful and warm person within...Oh wait!! 🤔

I honestly don't know this year. So far I have asked for a new hairbrush and some Body Shop vanilla shower gel. Ok, I suppose that's a couple at least! lol
I would actually like the Christmas version of Monopoly but retracted that request as I thought no one would play it with me.

Insulting posters will put you on the naughty list starlet

Kit Harrington would most definitely be on my naughty list.

Oh dear
Fight on the death over kit then?
Better than Xmas arguments over Monopoly
😂❤️

to the death
Obv
With swords and shit