What have you forgotten?

[IHaveBrilloHair]

Me, a lemon, a bloody fresh lemon.
Not a disaster but every year.
I guess it's not Christmas without something being forgotten.

Eggs, thought we had more in than we did. Not a complete disaster though.

A Vamps CD for DS2! Not a disaster but annoying , it was supposed to go with the tickets!

Mixers!! A gift for my DH aunt who always buys the kids, I hope that's it!

Nothing, but some of the bread I bought on Tuesday wasn't good for today, meaning I had to dust off the breadmaker earlier than anticipated.

Beer! To be fair I don't drink it much but dh will miss it! We have wine, gin and whiskey aplenty but no beer.

A lemon. We even did a extra greengrocer run for tomatoes and advocado today.

Scratch cards for everyone and chocolate for stockings, grrrr. Annoyed as know will want to stuff faces first thing

I've lost the Christmas pjs. I have totally forgotten where I hid the bastarss.

Crackers

Brillo/Birdboo - I can provide lemons to you because we have forgotten the smoked salmon, smoked mackerel and brown bread that would go with the lemon for starter.

angel delight, im not a fan of the stuff personally but my children like it with jelly

Milk! I'm so annoyed with myself as I have none for DD for the morning... I even wrote it on my hand earlier..

DS2, I have one of his friends here instead
We will swap them in the morning.

I can't remember!

Brandy butter ... I'm sure we can live without it, & completely forgotten where I put kids school photos to go in grandparents pressie 😯

Cranberry juice for the Christmas Kisses cocktails. I'll have to drink the vodka and amaretto separately...

Branflakes. We have pain au chocolat, croissant and Christmas tree crumpets as well as the usual alternatives of cornflakes, rice krispies & weetabix but 3yo DS is a creature of habit who knows what he likes (about 6 items) and what he does not like (everything else) so he will not be happy & chocolate may not distract him.
I know lovely neighbour has branflakes for breakfast but her DC1 is only 5 months and is under the misapprehension that once her DD sleeps through the night, parenting will be a piece of piss. I see the look she gives me sometimes when DS is tantruming and really don't want her to find put that I abandoned the course.

Nuts. I don't mind but they always go in the stockings

Sorry...DH distracted me there. I really don't want lovely neighbour to find out that Christmas is possibly ruined (well, that there may be a tantrum) simply because I forgot to buy branflakes.

More farking wrapping paper. Arse and bums. Gah!

Onions but I can open up work tomorrow and grab some!

Oh and tubs of chocolate...

After eights, also due to friends changing plans we are not eating until later so could have gone with smoked salmon for push brunch-toast it is! Will be fine.

After Eights here too. Prob just as well, they're like crack cocaine.

DHs present from me
Its 300 miles away at our house when it should be here, at my Mums place. Poor DH- he would have enjoyed it too.