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To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

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Libitina · 25/10/2015 14:07

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
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NellyTimes · 08/11/2015 09:54

I love the glittery sauce bottles, especially as they look like the titles of Dallas.

BertieBotts · 08/11/2015 11:50

I found these:

  1. £20 Shock for a few sweets stuck to a polystyrene ball.
  1. Just the accessory for the primary school disco! And nowhere else in the world.
  1. Is it just me, or does this one look photoshopped? Does that mean they haven't actually made them? Are they expecting to sell any? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
BertieBotts · 08/11/2015 11:52
  1. Badly illustrated cup with a handful of sweets. Can't remember the (shocking) price.
  1. So popular, they haven't sold any for twelve years.
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Pigleychez · 08/11/2015 14:49

How about giving a 'Handmade Disney Night light' as a xmas gift. £8

Beautiful!

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Grilledaubergines · 08/11/2015 15:44

What everyone needs

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
ApplySomePressure · 08/11/2015 16:38

Elf donuts? Wtf?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
NorbertDentressangle · 08/11/2015 16:40

pigleychez OMG!

£8 Shock for a jam jar, a battery powered tealight, some sparkly shit and 2 plastic (probably cheap and nasty fake) Disney figures

ApplySomePressure · 08/11/2015 16:48

£10 Confused

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Grilledaubergines · 08/11/2015 17:16

Apply I actually quite like that letter. Confused. Bit worried I have been brainwashed by the sparkly shit now.

BertieBotts · 08/11/2015 17:26

Grilled - at least those retro sweet glasses are actually quite creative. But it's still a bit WTF.

Sheldonfan · 08/11/2015 18:05

Love this thread. How about empty jam jar with ribbon for £3.50 or £5 filled with hot choc & marshmallows, because you need to be skilled to make this kind of shit

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
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Libitina · 08/11/2015 21:32

I'm sure some of this stuff is either a fire or choking hazard!

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Mypubesarestraight · 08/11/2015 21:39

£20!!!

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lexigrey · 08/11/2015 22:46

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 08/11/2015 23:25

People are so cheeky and deluded
But then equally other people do seem to buy this shit so...

Mypubesarestraight · 09/11/2015 01:38

£40! That's taking the piss that is.

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Gatekeeper · 09/11/2015 07:18

the irony of a boxful of sugary pap twinned with a bottle of diet coke !

Florabella22 · 09/11/2015 08:41

Minions and vodka, what more could you wish for!

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
NorbertDentressangle · 09/11/2015 08:45

I thought that was a bottle of bleach at first glance !!

(oooohhh have I just stumbled on an idea of something that hasn't yet been covered in glitter and sold on for extortionate amounts!?)

TobleroneBoo · 09/11/2015 10:20

Not Christmas but I have just spotted someone asking for something like this (correct spelling) , then a shop-owner responded with this photo saying that she sold these in her shop. I'm itching at the thought of it, I particularly love " Smarter then Ironman"

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
SinkyMalinks · 09/11/2015 10:23

Ooh - can I offer an attractive tea light holder? not an upside down wine glass covered in glitter, oh no

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Orange1969 · 09/11/2015 10:51

These are hilarious - especially the wine glass come tea light! Keep 'em coming!

acatcalledjohn · 09/11/2015 10:52

Classy advertising with a packet of fags in the background... Grin

NorbertDentressangle · 09/11/2015 11:32

Obsidian Shock Xmas bleach exists?!!

So maybe if I buy that and cover it in glittery shit then I would be on to a winner?

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