To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

Santa's piss!

I'll take 2 bottles Mypubesarestraight - sounds like a bargain!

wildfire I'm sure I've seen the cutlery stockings are on Not on the High Street.

Not sure why this Frozen tutu has a tea tray stuck to its chest.

Good gift for your child's teachers, apparently.

Ooo, I might get DD's teacher a WTF, OMG, LOL glass. I'm sure she'd love it no she wouldn't.

It's actually worse than a box of After Eights.

I've joined the Handcrafter's page on FB to have a look and some of the stuff on there is lovely. I do wonder what the talented professional crafters think when they see yet someone else is trying to sell rubbish at an inflated price on their page.

I think craft seems to have become the new cakes or eBay. At one time every second person I met was a business seller on eBay, then they were baking cakes & now they seem to be creating "makes" to sell on FB or etsy.

Just because some people are making decent money doing something they have a talent for doesn't mean everyone is suited to it .

I remember seeing in here a Facebook page selling really awful painted shoes.

The shoes were painted and had stickers glued on. I think they also had glitter thrown on too

Can anyone remember the name?

I've seen the worst thing ever for sale but it's so awful I can't post it because it'd be cruel iyswim.

It was greeting cards and honestly, in all seriousness, my 5 year old could do much better.

It's not Christmas, but for 50 quid you can have this Currys essential fridge (food not included), it's missing a leg so you hand to prop it up with cardboard. Surely you should be grateful if someone is willing to take this away for free!

seastar - we should have a separate thread for the deluded . We had an amusing one a couple of months ago, where someone was trying to sell a second hand "health fryer" (I think that's the right term) for more than the Argos selling price at that time.

For a few posts the seller denied it was the same model, then after someone linked to the same model on the Argos website for less she kept on insisting "Well, I paid £95 for it so I want £75. No offers." Never mind that it was about £60 brand new at the time.

Crazy.

For the bargain price of £35, you and your friend or family could be shitting glitter well in to the new year.

:o blatant place mark...

Recycled jars.... Filled with water beads and battery powered LED lights... Inbox for prices

pobspits

You have to post it now!!!

For the bargain price of £35, you and your friend or family could be shitting glitter well in to the new year.

Gatekeeper literally I cant they are just so bad and I'm embarrassed for them

OMG. I think I found a winner. The description makes it.

"Elf toilet cover is a perfect decoration to cheer up your bathroom.
Toilet seat, tank cover, tissue box cover, and rug is included."

You can get a reindeer too! Unsure if it comes with creepy, pee-watching cat.

but we can cringe in sympathy with you pobspits and make you feel all better

Because why wouldn't you want glitzy condiments?

Ah c'mon a few glittery bows on sauce. Just imagine how much someone must hate you to give that to you on Christmas Day

That movie hamper is making me sad. Do they actually put popcorn in it? Imagine the staleness...

Oh god blinged up Helmans Mayo might be peak glittery shite

I thought the sparkly nescafe was peak glittery shitness. I stand corrected.

Only £2.99 + p&p....