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To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

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Libitina · 25/10/2015 14:07

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
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NapoleonsNose · 26/10/2015 18:18

A chocolate bouquet apparently. No price - you have to PM her so probably about £20 for less than a fivers worth of Mars and Snickers.

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
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Libitina · 26/10/2015 20:00

adds to xmas present lists

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TheHouseOnTheLane · 26/10/2015 21:49

Oh my fuck.

The cheek of some people!

My (actually talented) friend has take YEARS to get up the courage to start a FB page for her paintings.....and she's sold 3 in the first week! She only had 3 up there!

Her work is gorgeous and I've had to explain that yes it's fine to put more up and no...people won't think she's "grabby" for selling more of them!

why is it that people with talent are usually the ones without confidence!

CrapBag · 26/10/2015 22:52

We have loads of the crappy 'hampers' and such on my local FB, the shite in their and the prices they are charging is ridiculous. Loads of thickos people want them though. You could easily do something like it yourself.

The funniest thing (and I can't remember which one it was on so can't post a picture) was someone offering to do hand crafted letters from Father Christmas. Loads interested but they wanted to see a sample. Fuming hell, my 2 children could have done a better job. A particular word was repeated constantly (can tremember which one), the writing was all slanting down the page and there were a few christmassy drawings done badly around the page. All for the bargain price of £3! I'm quite crafty myself, I've missed a trick there.

CrapBag · 26/10/2015 22:53

there not their!

Pobspits · 26/10/2015 23:14

We have a van here which drives round selling crap toys and people fall over themselves buying from them. The owner of said van writes constant statuses which make no sense too. The toys are all the kind of crap you get in poundland etc or corner shops. It is bizarre.

Also someone on mine in selling wooden tree decorations that they've coloured in with felt tip.

Grilledaubergines · 26/10/2015 23:21

Can I raise you...

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Grilledaubergines · 26/10/2015 23:22

And I give you Snowman soup...

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Grilledaubergines · 26/10/2015 23:25

Seriously, in my area it would seem the festive shit never ends. I give you drum roll The Mums Hamper. If I got it, I'd put on a brave face then go and have a cry

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
novemberchild · 27/10/2015 05:38

Black Tower, though! :)

britnay · 27/10/2015 07:25

I know someone who has glittery wallpaper in her diningroom :o
To be fair, hers is the very expensive kind that she had professionally installed, so it doesn't look too bad. Not my cup of tea though.

RoseDog · 27/10/2015 07:32

I won glittery shit in a raffle recently (wine and glass) it's on the sideboard behind a picture and possibly heading to the school Christmas fair!

Allyoucaneat · 27/10/2015 07:41

Love this thread.

£8 for a wine glass and ferro richer anyone?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Cerseirys · 27/10/2015 07:42

Are your forks and knives starting to feel the chill of winter?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Obs2015 · 27/10/2015 07:48

This thread is great. I'd need the black tower and Ferrero Roche, to get through the day - having to cope with all this shite - but at least I could then sob in the toilet and wipe my arse using op's fab toilet paper.

TiffanyAchingsFeegle · 27/10/2015 07:51

This decorated bottles are empty.

Who the fuck would buy empty bottles with crap on them?

On the other hand, I like the wooden reindeer. I actually want one. Not for £9 though, it's still sticks.

imip · 27/10/2015 07:54

Need to place mark as my FB feed has a whole different kind of shit to this kind of shit! Are these on local FB selling pages?

Mermaidhair · 27/10/2015 08:01

Wannabe , what are those red things with words written on meant to be? I can't work it out. And your meant to hang them on your tree? If so someone has been smoking some weed!

RoseDog · 27/10/2015 08:13

Glittery coffee anyone?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
OwlinaTree · 27/10/2015 08:14

I like the cutlery stockings!!

Grilledaubergines · 27/10/2015 08:20

Rose oh. My. Fucking. God. A glittery coffee jar!!!!!!

Inspired!

Grilledaubergines · 27/10/2015 08:20

Yes actually I thought the cutlery stockings looked quite sweet - not for Christmas Day but something more casual.

Notso · 27/10/2015 08:35

These will look stunning on my tree and only £4

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
MrsJayy · 27/10/2015 08:45

Ive only seen sweetie hampers 15 quid a pop though she had refreshers lollys and other bits in it with red ribbon round a shoe box last year i saw festive bleach in sainsburys was cranberry and cinimon . 17yr old dd would love those christmas hair bows she loves a bow the tackier the better seems to be her thing Grin

Grapejuicerocks · 27/10/2015 08:58

Surely they'd look a bit odd in July?

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