To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

I'm amazed nobody has done it already

Ooh! A Festive body puff in the guise of a Christmas Tree! Only...wait for it....SEVENTY FIVE QUID!

I'll have four!

£75!!!! for the body puff tree. right next to the dogs bowl as well!

I didn't notice that! The cheek!

Also, WHY would the maker think that's a reasonable price when people can buy a much nicer, tacky plastic decoration for under a fiver in Wilkos!

What is that? A decoration made of body puffs? That might be the worst thing ever.

The elf donuts are really cute and a lovely idea - saw them on FB recently. But I think they're supposed to be a fun craft activity to do with your DCs, or as a little 'look what the elves left behind' trick, rather than someone flogging them... hopefully...

That daddy is stronger then... thing, oh god it makes me want to scratch my eyes out. I could almost understand it if it was 'then' every time but it changes halfway through.

I bought myself a mini glue gun yesterday, it was only a fiver and I've always wanted one. I guess now I could make any number of tatty pieces of crap and flog them.

I think we should all have a competition HERE on this thread to make the shittest bit of Christmas tat.

We can ask MNHQ to judge.

(Sharpens glue gun...or something)

Christmas 'Hamper Bags' . £15 for a few sweets, some printouts and a bag for life that would probably be worth more if not scrawled on!

£70! Do people actually buy these hampers?

That body puff tree thing...seventy-five pounds...Seventy-five Pounds...SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS...what the fuckety fucking fuck?

Oh oh oh! Not a selling but this little beauty was on my FB feed of someone I know who liked it.
I think it needs more pink.

I just had to swallow a little bit of vomit after looking at that tree :(

As opposed to the current owner myotheruser who just threw up all over it.

:o It looks like the loser in a baby beauty pageant.

WTF is that body puff tree? Is it purely decorative? Does it have a purpose? Does one use it in the shower? seems unlikely

And how the hell is it £75?!

[santa]the pink tree!!!!

My dn's wife wants one. Ffs! I think the person who threw up over it was tinkerbell.

I finally found some!
All prices "on application"

And, yes, that is a fucking Younique post sneaking in above the penny sweets in cellophane. Someone keeps tagging me in her posts about "Youniquemas".

Oh to be fair, the Reese's one will be imported so it might well be worth that much.

I think the reeses cereal is about a fiver on its own

That pink tree is my daughters dream. She's 5 though so I think it's excusable?

The thing about those glittery wine glasses is, how the feck are you supposed to drink out of them? Without swallowing mouthfuls of glitter/glue.

You obviously can't wash them either.

All seems a bit pointless really.

As for why anybody would want a decorated sauce bottle........

I give you..... Elf chair covers and table leg covers.