To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

It is a decopaged watering can with purple tinsel and sweets.

It's ok, they thought it wasn't that great too, so they improved it...

🙈 oh dear.

Well do you fancy a Santa bauble or a very tasteful unicorn handbag?

Why has that unicorn only got three legs? Surely it's meant for children.
And my 7 go DS does sequin art that looks better than the bauble!

Unicorns don't have wings ffs! A pegasus does. That's not even an animal, some weird shitty pegacorn shit. The bauble would be fine had it been made by your actual child. Not as something to purchase.

Oh I did a festive crafts workshop with the DCs at school the other day. We made a pretty good wreath with card, wool and beads. Maybe I need to knock some more out and sell them!

How much do you reckon? disclaimer, made by actual children, helped by me.

I reckon you can easily get a fiver for one
And they are better than most of the stuff on this thread so well done CFSkids

I did most of the wool. I got told off by the woman running the worship for being a control freak and not letting the kids do enough .

They just wont stop. It's evolving.

CFS but if you don't make it neat then who will?!
kissing its not getting any better is it?

Ooh, I can't wait to see the watering can in its final form!

I think it needs some little jingle bells added to make it more festive. People will just snap it up then.

fatty exactly! I couldn't cope with that. I was happy to let them decorate the top and help with the wool, it was fiddly so they were quite happy for me to do it anyway. More to come in the next 2 weeks so could be the start of my business .

Who would like a 'snowmans head' it's only £6 and you can decorate it yourself

Snowman head - what?!

Pretty sure snowmen's heads are generally round...

How the? What is? Erm...
I think someone needs to tell them snowmen heads are round...

Snowmen heads? Am I missing something here?

Is the bit of wood going across the other bits of wood supposed to represent the brim of a hat at a jaunty angle?

What do you do with it?

The snowman head is completely insane. I wonder if anyone will buy one?

What do you mean? I've bought two!! [santa]

I wonder what they will update the watering can with today KissingFish

The snowmans head. I think if I close 1 eye and squint through the other and down a bottle of gin I can see the snowman

The plot of Frozen would've gone a totally different way if they'd built a snowman out of wood

I'm wondering where copyright law comes on home made items featuring Disney characters and so on?