To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

Youniquemas

That seller really does have her hands in all manner of shite.

£6 each or 2 for a tenner.

Not glittery but apparently people have been asking about the Botox in a bottle and it's flying off the shelf . Look what it can acheive.....

Pob!! That is some powerful stuff It's even removed all of the wrinkles from her hair, transforming it to a playmobil-like hard plastic helmet! How very astonishing!

Ohhhhhhh, that botox in a bottle photo is hilarious!

sorry the younique ones make me laugh, I have someone on my facebook who sells it, her photos with make up are airbrushed to the hilt. If it really did make that much difference then its a miracle worker. Its obvious she uses filters on her phone/tablet to make the after pictures look better.

My dad has a Samsung galaxy tab and when I take selfie using the 'beauty' filter it has the exact same effect as the 'younique' foundation and powder.

I feel too mean to post it on facebook.

How about posting something like this?

omg that did make me LOL Fatty

The botox

Found some crackers today. Literally, like these flannel crackers- ideal for the bran tub (haven't heard that for 20 years).

And totally unique- the gift of time.

I thought at first that they were glitzy sanitary towels chafe.

I fell down the rabbit hole...

The "his and hers ombre superhero set" is not available for purchase. Tragic.

Yours for just £14!

I have more, but I can't upload them.

ChristmasZombie, are those pictures of you and your children, or have you linked to someone's private pics?

I need to get trawling my FB sites for this tat, buts it's all,pretty much the same. If I fine the personalised Santa letters i'll post but since people asked to see samples she hasn't posted again. My DCs could have done a better job!

birds that's my photobucket album...It should only be showing one photo if the weird bauble, though...will investigate!

If you just want to link to one photo, you need to click the magnifying glass to zoom, then right click on the full sized picture and click "copy image URL" if you don't want to link to the album with everything else in.

I give you the 'alternative' Christmas cake only £30! What a bargain.

Seriously? How grim

I've just seen Christmas glittery-shittery milk bottles for £3 each on my FB feed. They're god awful (can't link it though).

Please can we have our own crimbo-craft virtual fayre?

I quite like the Olaf bauble

Look what I just found!