To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

I need to know how much those jars are; Dont I require you to change your identity and re-register to find out

All because I am a nosy bugger!

An empty Dolmio jar with some tissue paper (?) wrapped around it! Perfect for Christmas! Just £3.50!

Obisdian - no idea they are bizarre they were on our market at the weekend and were wierder in real life!

WTF? Those fairly lights are the £3 ikea ones The bath puff can't be worth £57!

I just spat coffee all down my new top :) Good job I'm at home!

I wonder if anyone actually buys any of this hand crafted decoration tat

This thread just keeps on giving!

The lights aren't included in with the enormous bath bombs (name change now pointless!)

What are people on? Those jars are about the standard of 'craft' that my 7 year old knocks out. Mine aren't much better to be fair but £3.50? I'd pay my 7 year old 50p if he asked me to buy one but that's it. And only because we are related.

Wow - a gingerbread family set....obvs a must have!

Don't know if this counts but just spotted this on FB

This is the best thread ever.
I still can't get over the festive sanitary towel slippers.

Are people going to unwrap this stuff on Christmas Day?

Really??

My friend bought me a glittery wine glass. It's horrific. I have to get it out and put in the display cabinet every time she comes round. I love her dearly but fuck me it's SO hideous.

whatamess please please please show us

You know just in case you have a little girl that you'd like to dress up as a skanky ho!

So, while searching for a Christmas jumper on eBay, I came across some absolute beauties - stores.ebay.com/dingleducks66/ (hope the link works!!)

I love a good Christmas jumper (the naffer the better) but these are something else...

Fatty I'd love to but I've a feeling she may be a mnetter!

if she is then surely it's a joke present and she secretly chuckles to herself whenever she sees it

Doesn't the glitter on the edge of the glass make your teeth itch?

You know you all want one of these for christmas, right?

I've seen some great ones on FB this week but there are people's faces in them so I think it would be a bit mean to post them here. When I saw them the first thing I thought of was this thread. I do wish I could show you all, I really did snort when I saw them.

No words.....

kissingfish What is that?? A watering can with wrapping paper glued to it, with some purple foliage and sweets? Is that actually what it is?