Childrens mispronunciation of Christmas realted things.

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DS1 keeps calling it Pistmas, so we've got a Pistmas tree, Father Pistmas and Pistmas decorations.

Anyone else have any funny way of saying things?

My 2.9 year old says "elephant calendar" for "advent calendar".

This is sort of related but I went to a Christmas event with DS the other day and one of the carols was "We Three Kings" - trouble was I could not remember the real words for love nor money -in my head was:

"we three kings of Orient are,
one in a taxi, one in a car,
one on a scooter
peeping his hooter
following yonder star"

Things like that stick with you for life don't they!?

Ds is learning his christmas songs for school and this is what he is singing at the moment
away in a ranger
no quilt for his bed

toothyboy - that could actually be quite helpful over the holidays