Childrens mispronunciation of Christmas realted things.

[mumatuks]

DS1 keeps calling it Pistmas, so we've got a Pistmas tree, Father Pistmas and Pistmas decorations.

Anyone else have any funny way of saying things?

[Gemmasmummy]

My 2.9 year old says "elephant calendar" for "advent calendar".

[BettySpaghetti]

This is sort of related but I went to a Christmas event with DS the other day and one of the carols was "We Three Kings" - trouble was I could not remember the real words for love nor money -in my head was:

"we three kings of Orient are,
one in a taxi, one in a car,
one on a scooter
peeping his hooter
following yonder star"

Things like that stick with you for life don't they!?

[Leander]

Ds is learning his christmas songs for school and this is what he is singing at the moment
away in a ranger
no quilt for his bed

[Tommy]

toothyboy - that could actually be quite helpful over the holidays