Childrens mispronunciation of Christmas realted things.

[mumatuks]

DS1 keeps calling it Pistmas, so we've got a Pistmas tree, Father Pistmas and Pistmas decorations.

Anyone else have any funny way of saying things?

[bakedpotato]

Baby Cheeses.
And 'activity play'.

[KimiTheChristmasCracker]

robin reddress

[threebob]

Baby Cheeses

Related to Baby Bell by any chance?

[Lilliput]

My ds who is only 21 months has been singing ginger bells!

[NativityJane]

Well, with it being the 1st of 'Diztzember' today, DS opened his 'infant canender' I am sure there will be many more to come...

[poshgirlformerlymaggiesmama]

not mispronounciation exactly, but when asked to described what happens at christmas my dd (3) says we put up the decORa-shUNs (intonation) and then the eagles come. took me ages to realise she was referring to 'the night before christmas' - "more rapid than eagles his coursers they came..."

insanity

[christmosschops30]

dd used to call 'him' Farmer Mismas

just the vision of 'mismas' with a flat cap on trundling along with all the toys on the back of the tractor made me smile

[LemonTart]

"when santa got crapped up the chimney" is DD2?s version of a certain classic song (trapped = crapped - forgets it should be stuck!!), you can imagine how great that is sung round Marks and Sparks coffee shop

[JanH]

In DD2's version of Away in a Manger, the cattle were "lonely"

[anorak]

My DS says Farmer Christmas as well.

Cue DH keeping on saying 'Ho Ho Ho get off my land'.

[Tommy]

my DSs can't pronounce a J so we get a lot of "Baby Geezers"

[JollyOldSaintNikkielas]

Mary is going to Bethanyhem (also in her version no Joseph-think she can't say it rather than Mary is a single Mam!)

[Glitterygookwithchocsonthetree]

Ds1 sang today 'jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Old Macdonald is to find on a one horse open sleigh' - ha ha, he's 5.5!!!

[surprise]

not christmas, but my DD (now 10) used to sing Hot cross buns - "if you have no tortoise, give them to your sons". still makes me laugh that one

[Lio]

Oh surprise, that is lovely about the tortoise!

[noonar]

dd1 used to sing ' we wish you a merry xmas and a happy NEW EAR'

[noonar]

rofl, at 'tortoise'. so sweet!

[SherlockLGJ]

I have left the correct words in for the first verse, but see below in bold. The problem is that my DB and my DS have now been singing this for nigh on 30 years and when we go to Mass on Christmas morning, en masse my DM knows, she knows, she just know us three plus partners are going to belt out the words.........Hosanna lives in Chelsea!



Ding dong merrily on high,
In heav'n the bells are ringing:
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv'n with angel singing.
Gloria, Hosanna in excelsis!

E'en so here below, below,
Let steeple bells be swungen,
And "Io, io, io!"
By priest and people sungen.
Gloria, Hosanna lives in Chelsea!

Pray you, dutifully prime
Your matin chime, ye ringers;
May you beautifully rime
Your evetime song, ye singers.
Gloria, Hosanna lives in Chelsea!

[noonar]

sherlok, that is classic!

[CountTo10LordsaLeaping]

DS is grasping the idea of christmas and now except he doesn't call it christmas, he calls it chrisman which he's now got me doing without realising it!!!

[SherlockLGJ]

Classic is not the word she uses.


Wilful, disrespectful.......... no seriously, we now have Mum and Dad singing it, so picture if you will 8 adults all singing the wrong words. There are five grandchildren coming behind, this could get messy.

[Toothyboy]

Ds1 has been learning Christmas songs at preschool - "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" complete with the line "Good tidying we bring"!

[JollyOldSaintNikkielas]

We have been carol singing with Rainbows , Dd2 singing her heart out with ............
Jingle bells
batman smells
robin flew away

[SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve]

My 2yo ds is so excited about Christmas, he keeps wrapping up little toys in paper and bringing them to me He dumps them in my lap and says "Dat yoo pwednant! Open yoo pwednant!" It's so sweet [soppy emoticon]

[PrettyCandlesAndTinselToo]

Ds1:
"Happy birfday to you,
Happy birfday to you,
Happy birfday Sweet Cheeses
etc"

Dd:
"Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Old Macdonald farm to sing
On one horse on a sleigh"