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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

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FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 26/09/2011 12:12

Yep - a cake hat!! It stops the top from burning basically. Though I never wet it with the cake. Cut a hole in the top the size of a 50p bit.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 26/09/2011 12:13

Yep - a cake hat!! It stops the top from burning basically. Though I never wet it with the cake. Cut a hole in the top the size of a 50p bit.

prolificwillybreeder · 26/09/2011 12:20

Ah yes the little hole in the middle, forgot about that!

thereistheball · 26/09/2011 12:38

Oh good, nice to see this thread back.

We still haven't decided on where we will be at Christmas, but working in the assumption that it will be just the 3 of us at home (in France) I am thinking of a pared-down south-west-influenced meal: foie gras with fleur de sel; roast duck with duck fat potatoes and green beans; prunes in armagnac over Christmas pudding. It is tradition that we have Scottish wild smoked salmon and champagne while we open presents earlier in the day, and I have already sourced my supplier for that. Booze will be lots of lovely French wine, with French cider to go with the ploughmans lunches during the week, and damson vodka / sloe gin from Sipsmith if I can get someone to bring it over (with the Christmas pudding. Otherwise I may have to make a trip back specially). Boxing day will be some very rare roast beef, with leftovers for sandwiches.

Nobody has mentioned the Christmas Day Walk. Doesn't everyone do this? After present opening and champagne/smoked salmon we have to go for a two hour walk to sober up work up an appetite and justify the gluttony get the blood moving. We will be going to the gardens at Versailles, or here by the same garden designer, though less well known.

Decorations: no tinsel! Or, worse, that awful drippy shiny stuff called Lam-something. Instead our tree decorations are all not-too-bright bronze, silver or gold, or clear or burnished/antiqued glass, or white, with tiny white lights. I am going to add a few of these this year.

Wrapping: I think I will go for layered white, silver and gold tissue paper with ribbon, to match the tree. DD will do home-made gift tags with a gold potato-print of a star or tree or similar on one side. Since we probably won't be seeing many friends or family I don't need to worry about doing kilos of chutney/chilli chocolate truffles/homemade biscuits, though I may do them anyway, for me.

I am a sucker for the Christmas magazines but somehow our flat near Paris doesn't feel like the right location for all those pine cones and so on. I do have a lovely red wreath, like the berry one above but with glass jewels, but the flat has a dark red door so much of the effect will be lost.

What have I missed?

Jaquelinehyde · 26/09/2011 13:36

Bella -- yes DH is in charge of all cooking, he is very good but very un-organised. So I shall stay well out of it and put all my energy into making the house look poncey enough Grin

I have a huge Holly tree in my back garden and I like the idea of making my own wreath. So I may start there although it will possibly end up looking like something the dcs have done.

thethighshaveit · 26/09/2011 13:51

Please can I join in? I won't be hosting but will be at my mum's who is a high priestess of ponceness. I will be having some 'gatherings' over the festive period and would also like try some of the wonderful sounding things you are all going to make.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 26/09/2011 14:18

Cucumber Mousse Parcels for ProlificWillyBreeder...

½ medium cucumber, peeled, deseeded and cut into tiny dice
1tsp salt
1 tbls tarragon, or wine vinegar
3 sheets leaf gelatine
3 tbsp water, hot
150 ml whipping cream
250g cream cheese
1½ tspchives, fresh, chopped
3 spring onions, finely chopped

Line 4 ramekins or dariole moulds with lightly oiled clingfilm and then line these with strips of smoked salmon, leaving no gaps. Make sure you have some hanging over to cover the bottom.

Mix the cucumber, salt and vinegar together in a bowl. Then turn the mixture into a colander, put a heavy plate on top and leave for an hour at least. Remove the plate and press the cucumber with a clean cloth to get the last of the liquid away.

Dissolve the gelatine in hot water and whisk in the cream gradually until the mixture is smooth and very thick, but not stiff. Beat in the cream cheese.

Stir in the cucumber. Taste the mixture and add a little more vinegar and salt if necessary, but be careful to overdo neither. Sometimes a couple of pinches of caster sugar will help to bring out the flavour; this depends on how good the cucumber was to start with.

Add a good grinding of black pepper and the chopped chives and spring onion.

Spoon the mixture into the prepared mould, cover the mousse with the overhanging smoked salmon and leave overnight in the refrigerator to set.
Turn out carefully on to plates and remove the clingfilm.

This mousse recipe can easily be doubled and quadrupled, Also, for canapés, make bitesized balls of the mousse mixture and wrap a bit of salmon round, securing with a tied chive.

girlywhirly · 26/09/2011 15:22

Jacqueline, you will find it easier if you don't make your wreath totally of holly, because it is so prickly it is hard to work with, especially if you wear thick gloves. If you make the wreath with fir, and other evergreens you can put sprigs of holly in amongst it while still keeping the circular shape.

I would strongly recommend that you look at a few floristry books that show you in pictures how to make a wreath from fresh materials; it is quite time consuming and there are some things you will need to buy before you start. (Trust me, I'm a trained florist!)

aStarInStrangeways · 26/09/2011 16:07

thereistheball oh yes, a Christmas Day walk is absolutely necessary, although in my case it's to get away from my family for a bit Grin Greenwich Park for us.

sybilvimes · 26/09/2011 16:43

Excellent to see this thread back in action.

I learnt how to crochet last year just so that I could make some snowflakes that were linked to on here.

This year I am making knitted and crocheted (is that a word??) wreaths for the internal doors leading from the hallway. They are pretty bloody fab, even if I do say so myself.

The raspberry gin, blackberry gin and sloe gin are all on the go as is the christmas pudding vodka. Delia's christmas cake is the project for this weekend.

I was thinking of buying a de-hydrator for the orange slices etc. Can anyone recommend one?

LadyInPink · 26/09/2011 16:46

I agree. A Christmas day/Boxing day walk is non negotiable in our house. Everyone you meet is in such a great mood and it's the only way to digest the amount of food I cook Grin

OracleInaCoracle · 26/09/2011 16:50

Oh yes, a walk here too. We go for a walk on christmas eve (while jack frost drops off presents) then another on boxing day. This year we are living in the countryside, so much nicer!

OracleInaCoracle · 26/09/2011 16:50

Oh yes, a walk here too. We go for a walk on christmas eve (while jack frost drops off presents) then another on boxing day. This year we are living in the countryside, so much nicer!

prolificwillybreeder · 26/09/2011 17:08

Rock that sounds amazing! What a corker!
Thank you so much :)

Squitch · 26/09/2011 17:09

We usually go for a walk Christmas Eve to look at the lights round and about. When I was young dad always took us out for a walk after Christmas lunch (I think to tire us out so we would go to bed at a reasonable time) - i remember some fantastic walks so I might reintroduce that tradition this year

CheerfulYank · 26/09/2011 18:59

I think I'm going to get 24 Christmas books (I've seen some good deals on used lots from Amazon, etc.) and wrap one up for DS each night. Then we can have cuddles and read a new Christmas book together in the evenings. Buying them is a one-time deal because you can use the same books in different order in subsequent years.

I don't like the thought of wasting all that paper, come to think of it, so maybe I will hide the book every night and he can find it. :)

Love Christmas day/night walks! We go for a Christmas Eve drive with cocoa and cookies to see the lights, but a walk in the morning would be lovely.

Georgimama · 26/09/2011 19:59

Just had flyer through for Bath Theatre Royal pantomime today - so exciting, going to book matinee for day after school breaks up (21st).

Georgimama · 26/09/2011 20:03

Just had flyer through for Bath Theatre Royal pantomime today - so exciting, going to book matinee for day after school breaks up (21st).

sybilfaulty · 26/09/2011 20:14

You can make very good canapes with pumpernickel / dark rye bread. Cut into squares, mix creme fraiche with good glug of horseradish, dollop on, arrange salmon on top and dab on a few of the Ikea pretend caviar eggs. Delish, very quick and rye bread keeps forever unopened and only needs cutting.

Christmas day walk compulsory here, ideally to get away from my MIL but she often decides to come with and thwarts my plans. We often count wreaths and Christmas trees. I love a good nosey through people's windows. On our travels last year (sans MIL) two sets of neighbours invited us in for a qjuick drink. I came home more sozzled than I intended, which was not ideal but great fun.

No kitchen here at the moment (boo!) but will have fantastic new kitchen for christmas (hurray!) so am planning what I will cook once I am in the new one. My mum is saving jars for my chutney and chilli jam. Nigella's chilli jelly is very easy and looks fab. Hugely recommend it.

sybilfaulty · 26/09/2011 20:15

Nigella's chilli jam

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 26/09/2011 20:42

Cheerful Yank Thanks for the sand dollar pic - very pretty and nope, I don't know what we call them in the UK either!

AmaraDresden · 26/09/2011 20:43

I'm a certified disaster in the kitchen. Absolutely terrible.

However I've started making my tree decs, will be doing them for family too, have blackberry vodka and christmas pud vodka on the go, I plan on doing Limoncello this week if I can find a recipe I like.

I confess that it is impossible to stop DP plastering my photo frames etc with tinsel. He's a law unto himself!

This is going to be the first year I have ever cooked christmas dinner and it is filling me with utter dread after the nightmare I just had in the kitchen today!

Jaquelinehyde · 26/09/2011 21:03

girly thanks for the tips, I shall get a good book from the library and swat up before I start trying.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 26/09/2011 21:16

Amara - I posted an idiots guide to doing the turkey upthread, (not that I am suggesting you are an idiot, merely that an idiot could follow it) have a look at that for some ideas...

AmaraDresden · 26/09/2011 21:23

Thanks RockStock, I don't think I'm going to do turkey, purely because it'll only be for two adults. I do enjoy turkey though, but not sure how I can still get good meat but very small. I'm really quite clueless lol. I'm not good at figuring out what to do with leftovers either and money will be an issue as we have a houseful to cater for Boxing day - I tried turkey leftovers last year and it didn't get touched :(

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