DH won't buy me what i want for Christmas and I can't think of anything else

[IAmReallyFabNow]

Can anyone suggest anything please???

A unicycle.

Why won't he buy what you want?

what was it you wanted?

I have balance issues so a unicycle wouldn't be great DD wants one though .

I have no idea why he won't buy me what I want as he usually does.

I want a giraffe.

ask for a serval cat instead then, or that new lemur they discovered recently?

We have a cat so can't get another one.

a lemur isn't a cat though?

Fab, I have a giraffe you can have if you like. Its about 10 inches tall and made of plastic.

ooh I wanted a giraffe last Christmas

I went on and on about a bloody giraffe and my harping on was made worse by that advert, usually at the start and the middle bit of Coronation Street where the giraffes glide gracefully about.

Anyway I ended up with a giraffe in an egg, think Faberge on a budgetfrom my sister and DD2 then bought me a giraffe on a musical base

I was completely satisfied

I want a real one and he has said a flat no . We have a massive garden, I don't know what his issue is.

Thank you for the offer, Memoo, but I would like a soft one.

would this giraffe do?

Thank you.

he is sooo BU. (i don't care that this isn't AIBU )

how about fire breathing lessons?

you will have to get your own giraffe, think they prefer to live in groups though so might need a few

want a Barbary lion now :( to feed your giraffes to

Would a baby giraffe do?

A few would be no problem .

Mitchy!!! .

OMG piprabbit. He is gorgeous.

pip - that one is 4 feet tall! do they grow much? :)

how about this little chap?

He is lovely.

Is that one some sort of pygmy variant?

(I always wanted a pygmy hippo)

I've just had a delivery of wild animal toys - here's a giraffe - it's only £5.99 (free postage)

will that do?

he looks huge in that picture - he's about 7" includign his ears.

Oh my GOD nickel, who could not want him?

7" including ears!

do you want one?

Awww nickel that is BEYOND cute.
(sits on hands to stop buying more cuddly toys)