DH won't buy me what i want for Christmas and I can't think of anything else

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Can anyone suggest anything please???

Awwww - yes!!

it can be yours for £5.99 (but you'd have to disclose to me your address and credit card details....)
(or do paypal)

The neighbours have been complaining. I'm getting this for my elephant.