Tell me you're childless without telling me

[Sparklingtwinkle]

I have all the time for me.
I dont have to cook.
I travel when i want .
I can get up and go without a care.
No school mum dramas.
No worries over anyone but me.
My money is mine all mine.

I worry about old age, I wish I had more space so I could have children to love, I plan baby names, I worry about my age in case I become to old to have kids.

Why would you choose to post an insult?

Lol. I have a lot of glass at the back of ny house all the way to the floor and I just happened to notice today it is indeed covered in tiny fingermarks and I suspect someone has been licking it too...

It wasn’t at all an insult 😂 I was trying to guess why someone wouldn’t have any cooking equipment. Hence my other questions trying to figure out if they were out partying all the time (like a 20 something living at home) or if they were always working (so wouldn’t have time to cook).
Thankfully the person didn’t take it as an insult and explained she’s actually living a wonderful life of freedom (further down the thread).

My money is mine all mine.

And there are no grabby offspring waiting to get their hands on it once you’ve died!

YY to peeing without an audience. I couldn’t have stood to have a small person watching me every time I went to the toilet for years…

Every time I go to the loo my dog follows me. I think she thinks I'm going to escape out of the bathroom window.

Same here with our cats. One actually sits outside and yowls when someone's in the bathroom. 😹

Unfortunately I do have grabby siblings who think that not only should I be leaving my money to their DC, they think I should also be giving them the tax-free €3k gift annually. The latter suggestion was met with a resounding ‘no’ and I haven’t discussed my will with them, but suffice to say they are in for a land. It’s interesting but not unsurprising that those with whom I’m the closest have never expressed an opinion on my financial affairs but those to whom I’m not close are the ones with opinions and a sense of entitlement.

*not surprising, that should say.

I'm planning which hot country to retire to.

Get up when I feel like it
Go where I want when I want
Holiday when I like
Uninterrupted sleep

There are no puddles of pee on my bathroom floor or toilet seat