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anyone awake and want to time my contractions??!

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 26/03/2007 00:57

am 37 weeks today and felt niggly uncomfy all day - had contractions on and off but can;t sleep! Last one was 12.53 ....

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MellowMa · 26/03/2007 15:46

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NatalieJane · 26/03/2007 15:51

LOL Lady Anne? No, she is now 13 months pregnant!!! LOL Yes she had a little boy, she called him Taro, I haven't seen her on for a while actually...

NatalieJane · 26/03/2007 15:51

Ooops forgot to pass your brew, don't spill it now

MellowMa · 26/03/2007 15:53

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EllieK · 26/03/2007 15:58

Update from Octo - contractions started again (think she forgot to say they'd stopped) thinks they could go on for weeks!

EllieK · 26/03/2007 15:58

She wants us all to send her Labour Vibes!!!!

MellowMa · 26/03/2007 16:02

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NatalieJane · 26/03/2007 16:02

Hurry up Oct, DH will be home soon and then I'll be gone all night, I can't wait till tomorrow!!

EllieK · 26/03/2007 16:04

she hasn't been back to the April thread yet, just texting one of the others. She is always the one to get things wound up then bugger off

MellowMa · 26/03/2007 16:09

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EllieK · 26/03/2007 16:11

it's Octo, you can bet it'll be weird

she's planning a hospital birth, and has 2 dc's already (i think ) so there's lots of scope for comedy

NatalieJane · 26/03/2007 16:15

LOL Mellowma, you left off the most important point...

What did her knickers smell of?

Why do I always have to be the brains of the operation?

MellowMa · 26/03/2007 16:18

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NormaStanleyfEGGcher · 26/03/2007 16:21

Oh - and if she needs advice on a diy sweep, this is the place for it as I remember?

Katy44 · 26/03/2007 17:16

Can't believe I missed this thread - come on octo!

lulumama · 26/03/2007 17:23

diy sweep instructions on NJs thread!!

EllieK · 26/03/2007 17:26

you didn't miss much Katy, she disappeared in the early hours and hasn't been back since!

NatalieJane · 26/03/2007 17:27

Cor, I had forgotten the DIY sweep, that was an adventure for DH, don't think he has ever looked at me the same since the day I asked him to walk his fingers up my back wall and have a wriggle about....

EllieK · 26/03/2007 17:47

she's baack......................................................

will send her this way

octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 26/03/2007 17:52

Have copied this from my due in April - will now go and read all your posts!

Contractions and niggles started yesterday afternoon - by 8pm they were about 8 minutes apart then tried to go to sleep in case was false alarm , but failed - by 1am they were 4 minutes apart and lasting a minute and quite sore - could not get to sleep at all - imagine giant squirming octopus on bed with hot feet! Tried lots of different positions to see if would stop - still going on at 4.30am after a little wonder around in the dark - went back to bed and must have eventually crashed out - woke at 8am very sore and tired. Contractions have been on and off all day and my tummy hurts! Feels like my tummy has run a marathon!

Got a sleep in this afternoon but just feel knackered and achy. Only had a banana, crisps and rice crispies all day - not hungry at all.

Rang midwife this afternoon to ask where to put the tens pads - said I could go in but can't be arsed - will go find a picture of someone with some on!

This baby is in no rush!

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 26/03/2007 18:00

Thanks for all your messages - if I knew there were tea and biscuits I would have come on sooner!

How do you do a DIY sweep?

Natalie Jane - how long exactly did you labour for? Did your tummy ache after the contractions?

I really did think that would have it last night or today - the only thing that kept me in bed and not going to hospital was the fact that dh had drunk a whole bottle of red wine and didn;t want to drive him in! My own fault - said those words 'itw on't come tonight!'

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lulumama · 26/03/2007 18:00

ahem...NJ laboured for 6 long, painful weeks! but we had lots of fun ! and much cake !

octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 26/03/2007 18:02

I fear I may be the next NJ! get the biscuits in ...

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EllieK · 26/03/2007 18:04

6 weeks

octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 26/03/2007 18:06

Hes not moving much today either - do you think he is in shock? When do you think should call hospital if doesn;t start moving - ds1 and ds2 had dodgy heart traces so am feeling a little anxious. He went mad yesterday evening before it all kicked off.

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